'Death-Threat Elmo' A Hit With The Tykes
Expect knock-down brawls in the toy isle come Christmas time.

by mstrlance 827 Reads
on Sat Feb 23 2008 Add to your ClipSwarm
Alpha votes:
0 by casmhar , tech tard
0 by Dragonstaff
+1 by daisyraven
+1 by witty_screen_name , SATAN!!!
+1 by nurgleming
+1 by LOki
-1 by nocal , fark.com
-1 by wotak , maybe doll is right?
< Heineken World Bottle: Beer To Bric+ Health Net Must Pay $9M For Fuckery+ >



pjp56Sat Feb 23
 
Fisher Price ushers in the apocalypse!
 
 
FortythreepercentSun Feb 24
 
Kids today are pussies. When I was a kid, I had a Speak And Spell that raped me every night for 3 and a half years.
 
 
bobacusMon Feb 25
 
Nice. My 10 year old asked for it by name.
 
 


Hey. You. Yeah, you, anonymous person.
If you logged in, you could comment, you know...




  Forum Shite
Newbs > a new newb
Technology > BlackBerry Deve+
Reviews > i need your help
LinkSwarm > Unofficial Links+
Newbs > Tobias Funke - Here'+
Madness > Crazy Random Index+
Movies > Must Rent Movies
Music > Like a bitch
Madness > Camphone Thread
Music > Question for Swarmer+
Madness > YouTube graveyard +
Movies > Indiana Jones Hate +
Serious > LINKSWARM.COM TRAV+
Politics > Paulitics
Music > NIN - Year Zero
  Journal Shite
just puttin it out there
Tattoo
The End?
Warped Tour
Lana'i
Your hero goes down (on a b+
OMG ANAGRAMS!!
Sekret Experimintz....TELL +
Wedding Planning
Re-entry
Fear The Chinese Bullwhip
Never trust a Hindu-owned l+
Tonight
Crossroads
guess who's here
  LinkSwarm Login
Nickname

Password

Join us.
  Sexual Asspussy
This is awesome.

This is the first pornsite I've found in years that I'd actually advertise to swarmers. When you first load it up, it looks just like every crappy scam site out there, except that it's real. It's huge, it's updated constantly, there's no spam, no popups, and no bullshit -- and it's completely free. When you sign up through that link above and respond to the confirmation email, I make a bit of loose change.

See what other swarmers have to say about it. People love this place, so I feel fine about sending you there and am confident you will enjoy boners.
  RadFactor
nocal 10240
LORDKAHUNA 4320
Danny_Infer+ 3440
mstrlance 3320
trickbear 3060
Clavis_Apoc+ 2020
johnlenin 1820
wotak 1720
Crackalacki+ 1260
shitbox 1200
  LinkSwarm Friends
 chrudat 3555 
 thechump 906 
 entensity 676 
 Wild Amateurs 648 
 ebaumsworld 540 
 yourdirtymind 465 
 killsometime 417 
 dailyrotation 195 
 wtfpeople 177 
 atomicmovies 138 
 oddee 127 
 chicksnbreasts 123 
 videovat 119 
 plinko 85 
 ebizmba 77 
 unknownnews 58 
 charlie 49 
 2spare 43 
 briannafrost 37 
 themostboringb 37 
 pussycompass 30 
 microsoft 30 
 i-am-bored 28 
 bloglines 28 
 vmoptions 27 
 dagimp 23 
 hotbox 23 
 mindfvck 21 
[ more sites ]
[ add your site ]
  My God, It's Full of Azron

fastlane : Girls fart in their sleep.
Crackalackin : I HAVE THE STRENGTH AND THE INTELLIGENCE OF 10,000 BABIES
MstrLance : Порно!
ghostrider : still trolling and pwning and whatnot
ghostrider : mygothicheart.com
ghostrider : but it smells like strawberr heaven.....
bobacus : It just looks funny.....
MstrLance : Let's see if they notice.
vasudeva : I HAVE REPLACED NOCAL WITH A SMALL UNHAPPY PARKING METER BOT
bobacus : Nocal was beaten to death at work, no?
ghostrider : cnet has a ew beta site, tell yer mom
Danny_Inferno : i thought it was a toad.
MstrLance : It's what you do.
ghostrider : knell \NEL\, verb:
MstrLance : GOLD LAMÉ.
bobacus : this day is full of LAME.
wolfer : my grammer wasnt that good last night either, heh
ghostrider : lick the front for better results
wolfer : if you lick its back you be fuck up for days.
MstrLance : Oh, I thought you meant the frog would get me drunk.


Only Registered Users can Shout
Create/Login

You're just mad because
I made your poem better.
What is a eunich?
by slippedhole