This is the fucked-up part, for those of you whose eyes just glazed over...

A U.S. appeals court based in Cincinnati dismissed the case because the plaintiffs could not state with certainty they had been wiretapped by the government's National Security Agency.

gov> Sorry, you cannot appeal, since you may not even be a victim.
citizen> OK, so how do I find out if I'm a victim?
gov> Can't say. It's a secret.

'Oh, nobody needs a fully automatic weapon--we live in a democracy. Your rights are protected by the power of the vote.'

I must be insane.

SRSLY

I want an automatic weapon now.

stories like these are how i justify owning uranium

I'm in the market for an MX with turbo.