Great submission. I helped a Muslim friend of mine with his family slaughter a sheep for Eid. I had never slaughtered anything before. You gain a whole new respect for the food you eat, especially meat, if you're the one who takes the life out of that animal. I hate self righteous vegetarians, but what I hate more are people who don't appreciate farmers and what they do.

Yeah, this is cool, also totally disgusting.

Killing poultry and rabbits is pretty fun actually. Everyone should try it.

I have completely slaughtered deer and processed the entire carcass like this when I was younger and still hunted.

In my family, pigs get gutted and thrown on the smoker in one piece.

The ones that get processed are simply taken to a local processor and dropped off. They are returned conveniently freezer wrapped and deliciously seasoned for eating... without all the mess.

I have 3 different cousins living upstate on farms, so this type of thing isn't really new to me.

Also, Ninja is correct. Chickens are fucking fun to kill. Just grab 'em by the head and swing them around a few times until the shit sprays out and the head comes off. No tools needed for that part.

You manimal.

What the fuck, that's just cruel. Swiftly chop off the head and end it.

hahaha

sexninja is right. fucking chickens to death is really rad

Chopping off the heads often causes chickens to run around, flop like crazy or scratch the fuck out of you while shitting and bleeding all over the damned place. The head twist removal tactic eliminates a lot of the messy bleeding and the centrifugal force of the swinging sends the shit in a direction you can control.

Plus, It reminds the chickens that are watching what's in store for them and keeps 'em from getting all uppity and shit.

'Cause a flock of uppity chickens can get ugly real quick...ask One-Eyed Zeke!

'But its howling squeals garner it no pity. Three men struggle to attach a second cord and pull its legs back to expose its throat.
One puncture begins an inexorable flood of blood, and death comes after a minute of unanswered trumpeting calls for help.
It makes a sound like a dying dinosaur
This pig almost broke free of its bonds, giving everyone a fright, and granting these men a higher feeling of accomplishment when it was dead.'

They are apparently vegans or something, and this is supposed to turn us all away from eating meat. I wonder if that would give them a higher feeling of accomplishment.

'They' being the wonderful young couple who put up the webpage, not the villagers.

Trying to be clear here.

^ Information works in mysterious ways.

'The head twist removal tactic eliminates a lot of the messy bleeding and the centrifugal force of the swinging sends the shit in a direction you can control.'

hehe!

'Then, like pushing some endless condom onto Tin Man's penis, they prepare for making sausage.'

Having only ever watched my uncles and older cousins when they used to hunt slaughter their deer I always assumed it was standard practice to hang the carcass head down to drain the blood out. Is there a reason not to do this with a pig (other than that it's fucking heavy as shit and you'd need an engine lif)?