Christ. Chick isn't even hot -- she's like an average school hallway dork with blonde hair and extreme pranciness.

The parents performed due diligence to their biological imperatives by creating a third little monster.

I'd like to JO all over her trophies.

Oh man, I sense a nasty gang-bang in this chick's future. Once she realizes that there is no outlet for her lack of talents, the adult film world will beckon. Imagine her surprise when they don't take no for an answer (on set.... you want to squirt what in my mouth?)... Anyway, her freakish parents will be there all the way, supporting their little fuckup from the set.

My honey has sparkle!! > No, that's the jizz flowing down her cheeks.

I would pay money to see that vid.

the mom looks like a goddamn cadaver

'Alicia likes to be waited on hand and foot'

Yes, life is good.

[random misogynistic remark]

I don't think this is real, myself.

Don't blame the kid. Everyone under 30 would take that life if it was offered. So would most people over 30. The parents have turned her into a lazy, parasitic bimbo through their own actions.

Wow.

I want that child and those parents wearing cement boots, on the bottom of the Detroit river, by morning. GO GO GO!

her parents will die,and she will be copeless.

I'd like to introduce her to some REAL ROUGH Anal.

Just saying.

I don't think it's real either.
This is the internet after all.
And whoever scripts stuff like this and whoever acts in it should think about being more subtle.