I'm currently looking for a new caffeine source. I hate making coffee in the morning, so I don't have my first cup until I get to work. I like to drink something cold when I wake up. I've been hitting the diet dew for about the last 4 or 5 years for my early morning dose but I don't enjoy it so much anymore, knowing that it's fucking horrible to put into my body.

I can't find a canned, sugar free tea that is as full of caffeine as diet dew.

Any tips from the swarm would be welcome. If I can't find something, I'll just have to get an espresso maker and suffer the extra morning routine duties.

Wotak..... try Red Bull? Sometimes I will pop an Excderin Migraine it has 65 milligrams of Caffeine in it too, but I dont need the pain relief is the problem .

argh don't drink soda in the morning, what kind of gross person are you

i have seen canned green tea without added sugar; unfortunately i have no idea as to what the caffeine levels are. i believe amazon.com had a sale on one kind, it may still be. i would say check that out

wotak: pills.


Little, yellow, different.

The only pills I take say Bayer on every little one. Seriously, throw out some caffeine alternatives. I'm totally done with the diet soda and my morning fix is all kinds of fucked up right now.

Tall triple espresso macchiato, I do this in copious amounts.

LK, I'm totally thinking that espresso is my only out at this point. I hate the thought of extra chores in the morning hours but I'm sure it will become a delicious ritual of addiction in short time.

look into one of those single cup brewers and it takes all of 10 seconds to prepare. Put packet in machine, put cup under nozzle, push button. wotak about for how long it takes to brew and then throw the little packet in the trash. Done. Cost a little more, but then you are paying for convenience, but on the up side tiny little sweatshop workers can afford a gym membership this way....
My friend has a Senseo, he says that it makes a good strong cup of coffee and you can make 1 or 2 cups at a time. You buy the coffee 'pods' at grocery stores or target, you can also get refillable pods if you like some specific brand only.

Starbucks doubleshots are portable, refrigeratable, and delicious. And fairly expensive to make a habit of.

I have recently come to recognize that, whatever its many failings surely are, Red Bull works as promised, and then some.

ThinkGeek.com sells caffeinated soap and I've somehow come by caffeinated mints. I suppose you could do up a shitload of either of those.

Me, I do espresso every morning. It becomes muscle-memory after a bit.

It also helps that my bitch is awesome enough to make it for me and bring it to me, in bed, almost every goddamn morning. A winner is certainly me.

Monster Java

24 oz dunkin every day. Can't start without it.

Have to 2nd the Starbucks doubleshots. Of course you could do Irish Coffee ( provides four essential food groups)

the best energy drink known to man:


I would drink these and lift trees. Literally.

I do the pot of espresso (Puerto Rican beans since I can't find Cuban ones) before I even hit Starbucks

The Starbucks doubleshots. I agree, gotta love them, However I am not a huge starbucks fan,(over priced )

Not high-horsing here, but did you fuckers ever think that your bodies are so fucked up from the massive amounts of Caffeine flowing through your blood streams, that you should just lay off the shit? If you are injesting that much 'feine, you probably haven't had a good nights sleep in years, so you are doubly fucked: short and long run, 'cause your body is shit now and wearing out faster for the long haul. Of course, kill yourselves as necessary or desired, but did you ever think about the why? There are rats in Habitrails with better lifestyles.

Now let me alone while I do my lunchtime moonrock.