Alpha votes: +1 by nocal +1 by DeJeR , Fluffed up. Probably. But when was the last time you had your arms broken in mulitple locations, multiple times in a place known to be as bad as the Hanoi Hilton? Still not voting for him. +1 by witty_screen_name +1 by steel +1 by nurgleming , only +1 for the eagle tear -1 by gothmog , Nice book report.
Yeah, I was wondering what happened to his arms and this was a short, sweet and to the point answer to my question. I'd never read the VFW Hall, 12 pitcher of beer version of this story.
He sewed an American flag inside his blue prisoner shirt. Every day before they ate they would hang Mike's flag on the wall and recite the Pledge of Allegiance. At night, when everyone was asleep, McCain would quietly hump the flag to utter exhaustion, tears of an hero on his ruddy, semen-powered face.
'At night, when everyone was asleep, McCain would quietly hump the flag to utter exhaustion.'
I must admit, that part brought a little tear to my eye and made me feel unpatriotically shameful for thinking he's just an angry, old douche. I am wotaks endless shame.
you can't get stabbed in the groin and live without medical treatment, this sounds like bullshit. although if by groin you mean ball sack i could believe it cuz he is a ball less douche.
you can't get stabbed in the groin and live without medical treatment
and you know this because you studied medicine for 5 years, or watched an episode or 2 of E.R., or Scrubs? thats like saying you cant get shot in the head and survive without medical treatment
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