she's hot but someone needs to punch her in the neck

^^^

she's not hot. she's fat, has small floppy tits, and has a huge mouth.

I kinda want to fuck this piece, although my fuckability criteria is probably less than yours.

I dunno if she is fat, she isn't rail thin with hipbones knifing out of her skin. As for small and floppy, I've never seen em, and that kinda sounds like an oxymoron.

Huge mouf, yes.

She is fidget hot

she's fat

What you call 'fat' I call 'refreshingly real'.



has a huge mouth

Her mouth is hot and is probably the one real unique physical feature about her.



has small floppy tits

Partyboat screeches to a halt -- this much is depressingly true and is why, when she steps through my computer screen to ask for sex, I'm going to have to tell her 'No, my lady, as with Nocal, you simply cannot touch this'. Then she'll vanish into a puff of fat troutmouthed ping-pong-ball-titted smoke and I will continue typing e-zest.

'At my age, food replaces sex.
As a matter of fact,
I can't even get into my own pants anymore!'

*rimshot*

http://community.livejournal.com/rachael_ray_sux

Watch the morph in the upper-right corner

Fat? Not really. Small and floppy, is however very possible.

Delicious. I don't give a fuck about what the rest of you think, I almost jacked off to that clip. See that chubby ass? I'd make it ripple.

DELISH!

(not really, though)

I need actual droop evidence, or bullshit.

(I concede on the 'small' part tho)


NUTNUTNUTNUTNUTNUTNUTNUTNUTNUTNUTNUTNUTNUTNUTNUT

ugggh every time someone says that rachel ray is not hot, someone busts out the FHM photos. just do a GIS on her and you'll see pics of her in a bathing suit, etc.

She smiles like Jack Nicholson's rendition of the joker :/

I don't believe you guys... I can't even begin to see what is 'fat' about her. If that is 'fat' the the word is in serious trouble. Now 'phat' is another thing... So lets not confuse the two.

She has a 'real' body, as opposed to what is the 'norm' in the media these days.
I cracked up when I read about the 'joker smile'.
some people really are that happy.
I, for one, relate to her.
but I am just a girl...

If she is so great, then why did her husband drop her ass like a bad habit???

I'll tell you why. Because she is annoying as fuck.

Now I know what she'll say when she get's a taste of my salchicha (sausage)!

If she is so great, then why did her husband drop her ass like a bad habit???

I'll tell you why. Because she is annoying as fuck.

f'real. and it's not like i'm fucking brazillian models or something. she's just not an attractively shaped woman. bitch can't even wear a bikini with her nasty ass

bitch can't even wear a bikini with her nasty ass

lookin like a pair of busted ass flap jacks on the back of her legs

lookin like a pair of busted ass flap jacks on the back of her legs

legs look like fuckin turkey drumsticks with gravy

legs look like fuckin turkey drumsticks with gravy

only bitch got fuckin cankles, only she ain't got calves. bitch got fukken thankles

only bitch got fuckin cankles, only she ain't got calves. bitch got fukken thankles

she got the flabby ass under arm waddle goin on, bitch lookin like she holdin turkey necks in each armpit

she got the flabby ass under arm waddle goin on, bitch lookin like she holdin turkey necks in each armpit

basically bitch's entire body is made of turkey parts, she's like fuckin turkey ass frankenstein n shit

basically bitch's entire body is made of turkey parts, she's like fuckin turkey ass frankenstein n shit

dis bitch cook all day, and you know when she go home, she spray cheese out a can on doritos and fart in the bed

dis bitch cook all day, and you know when she go home, she spray cheese out a can on doritos and fart in the bed

you know dis bitch fart and it smell like a 7-11 hotdog

you know dis bitch fart and it smell like a 7-11 hotdog

sausage fingers

sausage fingers

sausage toes

sausage toes

labia is actually sausage casing

labia is actually sausage casing

bitch got a mouth full of chiclets

bitch got a mouth full of chiclets

chiclets what smell like meat

chiclets what smell like meat

basically turkey frankenstein is mostly meat byproduct

i have yet to click the link, and you know, i probably never will

but i think we've all learned something here today

what we've learned, basically, can be summed up as

I AM SO HARD RIGHT NOW

actually that sums up quite well what we've learned

gg

Damn nocal, I've done worse than her before:(

me too :( but you know i'm trying not to go back. she cooks ok sometimes though, so maybe if she calls again, i'll consider it...

nocal wins with perstiitance?

nocal: i really think you should view the link; tis lolsome.

personally, i've been so preoccupied with shooting her in her annoying fucking triscuit/dunkin donuts coffee/whatever shilling face that i haven't even begun to waste brain cycles on whether or not i'd place my penis inside her.

She's like that 4th grade teacher that's kind of cute, but lives in elementary school land for a reason.

it's not fat, its baby fat. that bitch is built like a 12 year old. male fans include those whose fantasies include traveling back in time to fuck hannah montana in braces.

it's not fat, its baby fat.


So you're saying the fat bitch ate a baby?

That image up there with her and the spoon - niger cock.

I hate small tits

ALL THE MORE 'MMMM' PUSSY FOR KAHUNA.

Seriously, don't waste bacon.