19 Reasons You Shouldn’t Live Your Life Based Around The Bible
#1 is that it’s OK to consume food cooked over the flames of burning human feces.“And thou shalt eat it [as] barley cakes, and thou shalt bake it with dung that cometh out of man, in their sight.”- Ezekiel 4:12

by geeknik 1465 Reads
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trickbearWed Feb 06
 
It's a LIST! Run for the hills.
 
 
DoobWed Feb 06
 
men will say anything,call it God's word and who are we going to verify it by? ;)
 
 
vasudevaWed Feb 06
 
-1 by nocal, bible lists!
 
 
freakmachineWed Feb 06
 
Aw hell, those atheists misinterpret the bible as badly as the fundies do.
 
 
bigdinwaunakeeWed Feb 06
 
Yeah, its hard to misinterpret factually questionable pseudo-fiction texts and writings from over two thousand years ago. Isn't it a pity that people just all can observe and interpret the same truth in everything?

Ha.

I think I just spotted my dog walking on top of snowmelt while healing a blind bird. `Mazin. Somebody write that shit down.

WTF? My coffee just turned into Luksosowa vodka! I think I'm going to keep that dog.
 
 
SexNinjaWed Feb 06
 
That's disgusting. I'm not eating anything cooked in the smoke of human shit, even if Jesus Christ himself did it.
 
 
freakmachineWed Feb 06
 
FYI, the bible is known to be cooked in the smoke of human shit. Handle with care.
 
 
etainWed Feb 06
 
I sort of like the idea of floor dirt & holy water to get to get the cheating bitch sick...
 
 
wotakWed Feb 06
 
Jesus Christ's minions DEMAND that you eat God shit or go to hell.

Your choice, demons.
 
 
johnleninThu Feb 07
 
I once used a steak to cook up some of my own shit.

What do you have to say about THAT?
 
 


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