Man Had Sex With Dead Model
but insisted she was murdered by someone else before he found her.

by tagnut 1402 Reads
on Tue Feb 05 2008 Add to your ClipSwarm
Alpha votes:
+1 by SHITBOX
+1 by nocal , jesus
+1 by wotak , I'd totally fuck her if she was still warm
+1 by KingOf7
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nocalTue Feb 05
 
pffff just like a typical slut. gets naked and then long after she cries rape.
 
 
freakmachineTue Feb 05
 
Yeah, they NEVER give pervs the benefit of the doubt. Pffft.
 
 
wotakTue Feb 05
 
Pffft, I'd still totally fucker her if she had no objections while dead and still warm.
 
 
hoboTue Feb 05
 









this is just fucked up
 
 
IMBOLCPunxsutawneyPhilTue Feb 05
 
yeah I know. where art thou copy editors?

Judge Gerald Gordon told the jury that Dixie’s admission that he had sex with Miss Bowman may be regarded as 'revulsion almost beyond belief', its responsibility was to decide if he had actually killed her.


it really doesn't flow as a proper English sentence--something is lacking between the subordinate clause and the part about its responsibility.

If you break it down, the phrase 'that Dixie's...belief'' is acting as a noun and the dependent clause about responsibility is muddled between the two.

We need something to 'glue' these two pieces together, and it is not the word 'that' it should really be 'which'.
 
 
vasudevaTue Feb 05
 
Fucken BOOYEAH, janglin' participuls.
 
 
RuloMelkoTue Feb 05
 
'Your honor, somebody else killed her. I just got lucky and happened to find her. And then we had sex.' You know, in his sick mind, that probably sounds plausible.
 
 
spodTue Feb 05
 
she was begging for it
 
 
johnleninWed Feb 06
 
s'only a model...
 
 
MollyMillionsWed Feb 06
 
' And then we had sex'

No, dude, YOU had sex. She just kept on being dead.
 
 
wotakWed Feb 06
 
^ dude, you should totally warn us before posting a spoiler.

Fuck.
 
 
IHateRegisteringThu Feb 07
 
Well, she had to repay her favors eventually.
 
 
BalibanuThu Feb 07
 
how much do dead models charge for an hour these days?
 
 


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