Cool Tools
its cool... and it has tools
by thefamousnomo 1592 Reads
on Thu Jan 31 2008 Add to your ClipSwarm
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vasudevaThu Jan 31
 
This is pretty old, but it is also pretty cool, and updated all the time.
 
 
sikki_nixxThu Jan 31
 
plus, the following names make me want to learn their corresponding sexual positions:

The Cuban Mop
The Balikbayan Box Cover
The Practical Nomad
Europe Through the Back Door
The Offset Screwdriver
The Pressure Pump
The Drain King
Grandpa's Weeder

I'm almost positive a Grandpa's Weeder is when you pull out fistfuls of your partners pubic hair while being inappropriately racist in Denny's.
 
 
wotakThu Jan 31
 
I know for a fact that a Pressure Pump is a rushed self-jerk in the restroom at work.
 
 


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This is awesome.

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MstrLance : Experience.


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