I've been hearing this for some time, though I can't recall the exact context -- New Hampshire college kids, I want to say?

And yes, hilarious. Blacks should spend less time tryin' to get theys and re-ko-nize when they've been promoted.

This explains so much about Steel and Huna.

So how am I supposed to disparage Canadians without being taken for a black-hater? I like to be very specific in my hate. I guess 'Canucks' will have to do...

Oh, fuck me. Now I can't fucking say 'Canadian' or I'm a racist? What will it be next week. I can't say 'black' to refer to a crayon or color that is 'black'.

Black's (African Americans, or whatever they want to be called this week) want racism to end, but they spend so much time crying about words that hurt their feelings, that all it is really doing is making people constantly aware that they are different from other people. Hey, let's face it. They are. I am.

Look in the fucking mirror. You're black. I'm white. I am different from you and we will never be the same. Anyone with a pair of eyes will always see a difference for all of eternity. So essentially, what they are saying, is ideally in their world, we should look at a red light and a green light, and see no difference.

That last statement might be stretching it a little, but essentially it is true. And yes, I am saying 'they' and 'them'. Just as Ross Perot did when he referred to 'them' as 'You people'. He meant nothing by it, but the black community wanted to cry like a bunch of little bitches about it. Drawing attention to themselves.

And in a wider spectrum, let's take a look at that too. The attention issue.

In my 35 years of life on this planet I have noticed something. The less attention you draw to yourself, the more you 'blend in' with the people you are surrounded with. The minute you jump up and start shouting in the crowd, you are automatically singled out by everyone in that crowd because you have just brought attention to yourself.

So my point is this: Shut the fuck up and quit crying about everything and be like the big boys. Has no one taught your race that 'sticks and stones' saying? That is your solution to fixing racism RIGHT THERE. Let it roll off your fucking shoulders. Be a man. Be an adult. If someone calls you dumbhead for example, do you get mad? No. Because you were taught the 'sticks and stones' saying as a child. Because you were taught that it does not matter.

So if someone calls you a nigger, act the same way. It is THE only solution to fixing the racism problem in this world, or to get it as close to non existent as possible.

Fuck it, i'm going to keep ranting.

Look, I have red hair. It is the same thing as being the only black kid in school, except that my fore-fathers were not slaves. I was always picked on because I stood out in an all white school. Even more than the black kids were at these school, because I was even more different than them. Think about it. When your growing up as a child, you will see black people at the store, in the world, etc..... You might NEVER see a red head your whole young life.

My point is this, I got into a lot of fights because of people singling me out, calling me Strawberry Shortcake, Pipi Longstocking, Red-Headed Skunk, Carrot Top, Ginger Kid, Day Walker, Woody The Woodpecker.....I could keep going. Well, one day in 6th grade, I woke up and decided, i'll act like none of those names bother me anymore. And guess what. It worked. I would laugh instead of fight. It confused people. So after awhile, I started making fun of myself. I became well liked by everyone who met me from then on out.

Normally, I would delete something like this post after reading it back. But you know what? Fuck it. Rip me apart if you will. Call me a racist. Whatever. I'm glad I finally got this shit off of my chest.

You couldn`t delete it if you tried,Chico.

Holy fuck lads, we've got a ginger! 'On him!

I'm starting to cry. Stop it vasu. LOL.

Senor: By 'delete it' I meant 'delete and never post it'.

Peas.....

Oh, those kooky, useless, racist Southerners. Any wonder why this demographic of fucking idiots are still the slack-jawed, incest lovin', wife beating outcasts of these United States? Hope they all get sentenced to some prison, then are subjected to Circle the Wagons by some Canadians. I'd pay to see that.

Case in point: http://www.newsvine.com/_news/2008/01/17/1235867-golfweek-noose-elicits-strong-reaction

A reporter makes a comment by mistake, and look at the fallout. Now a mere picture of a noose is racist. I call shenanigans all over the place

A friend of mine works on the Chicago Board of Trade and they have used 'Canadian' to describe the blacks for quite some time...

Rev. Al Sharpton demanded

A common sign that justice is about to be miscarried.

The noose thing is dumb. Plenty of people were lynched and hanged that weren't black. What, now it's racist to say that a black Olympic runner hightailed it like there were lions chasing him?

Look in the fucking mirror. You're black. I'm white. I am different from you and we will never be the same. Anyone with a pair of eyes will always see a difference for all of eternity. So essentially, what they are saying, is ideally in their world, we should look at a red light and a green light, and see no difference.

lol

Hahaha. Umm. Well, of course that's racist. You see, black people came from Africa, and in Africa, there are lions, and lions eat people, and they ONLY eat black people, at that. So yeah....racist......

Say, I'll bet you're right.

Bush: I hate Canadians!
Cheney: *Mumble Mumble Whisper*
Bush: Oh right, sorry about that Canada, I meant, I hate niggers!

Hahaha. Umm. Well, of course that's racist. You see, black people came from Africa, and in Africa, there are lions, and lions eat people, and they ONLY eat black people, at that. So yeah....racist......

so you're saying that, like a tiger that only eats black people, you are not racist, but merely obeying your own natural predatory instincts?

'Pipi Longstocking'

Someone please give this guy a new avatar.

Ah, Schmegzm00...

Didn't you ever grow up and realize that you can never explain away racism, potential racism, Hitler, the Holocaust, etc? I'm not saying that there aren't extremes to the racism debate, but trying to argue that any gradiation is acceptable is just plain silly and a losing proposition with anyone:

A. Over the age of ten.
B. Not in the klan.
C. Not a Southerner and some pretty fucking stupid Northerners.

You try this argument in any non-Klan event and you will get laughed out of the room or ostracized, so that the only person that will talk to you is the one with the 'Hitler was right' tattoo on their forehead.

I live in Texas, and have never heard this.

I'm not going to bother reading all the crap in the comments.. but I know people in the restaurant biz here in LA that use this canada/blax code constantly.

I like how Bigdenawonawonkey likes to throw insults at southerners as if being born north of the Mason/Dixon line somehow purifys your soul and somehow grants you a greater level of intelligence.


All hail the Pure Master Race of Wisconsin!

Nocal: Yes. Or a tiger that only likes dark meat.
dent: Where the fuck did you get that picture of me.
Bigdin: Very true, and valid points. I just got fed up and had to vent. It is true, standing up and debating racism if your white, makes you a racist.

Schizm, maybe you should start a forum thread.

Phlgemass,

Of course, being born above the Manson-Nixon line, automatically makes you superior... and more likely not to mention who won the Civil War... HaHa.. We Did, you southern hick lover.

Southerners in general, are the poor white hick cousins of Northerners. We don't really like to talk about them, because they are filthy, racist, and enjoy inbreeding. Plus they lay down with their slaves.

'Nuff Said.

dent, we all know how those turn out.

I prefer 'Non-Swimmer' to 'Canadian'.

fried chicken enthusiast?

cornrow manicurist?

Look, I have red hair.....except that my fore-fathers were not slaves.

Think again, cloverhead bog-trotter.

I hate people that whine about the various ism's around them and try to blame their life failures on the ism's they adopt for themselves.

Being strong enough to rise above, is a noble trait no matter what color you are.

Various foil hat hate theories like this one are the easiest ways for cowardly quitters to do nothing, be nothing, accomplish nothing and blame it all on someone else. Fuck those niggers.

yeah it's like, there are black people, and there are niggers! why do black people get mad at me when i say it, though? :'(

I wish all those Canadians would stop driving their caddies by my house playing that damn rap

I'm from Mississippi, and I've never heard of this.

When I witness racism, it's right out in the open without any need for code words. Much of it is directed at Latinos, who are new to our area and treated poorly by both blacks and whites.

After all, the population here is almost 50 percent black, and there is a lot of societal pressure for people to stop acting like bigots - at least in public. Most of the major cities in Mississippi have black mayors, black police chiefs and majority black city councils.

Blacks still have a disproportionate number of shitty jobs and shitty neighborhoods. But, since everyone is poor, just about everyone has a shitty job and lives in a shitty neighborhood.

The history of racism in the South is treated the same way the history of Nazi-ism is treated by Germans. We try not to talk about it and mostly pretend it didn't happen. Actually, among the people I know, racism and racists are laughable, and the dwindling redneck contingent is being swiftly replaced by more tolerant and educated generations. That's not to say you won't see kiosks in the mall selling confederate flag purses and NASCAR-themed cell phone face plates. Also, most rednecks are of the Larry the Cable Guy variety, not the 'Deliverance' sort.

To be sure, there are plenty of dumb fucks here, but they are universally reviled by everyone under 40. In my family, all the older people throw around racial slurs and generally act like bigots, but all the younger people refrain. Who knows what they really think, maybe deep inside they miss the Klan, but they don't say so out loud.

What you are far more likely to come into contact with are poor people, the morbidly obese and evangelicals. They are everywhere, and that's why Mike Huckabee is leading in the polls here.

What you are far more likely to come into contact with are poor people, the morbidly obese and evangelicals. They are everywhere, and that's why Mike Huckabee is leading in the polls here.

Please kill all of the poor people, morbidly obese people and evangelical people so Huckabee will die. I hate him worse than Hillary.

a black guy i knew from new york city said to me one time, 'you ever meet someone, and there's nothing obvious about it, but you just know they hate black people?' no, not really, i can't say i get that feeling too often, but i understood what he meant. in places like NY you can't just be a racist to someone's face, so instead of just calling him a nigger, they hold their purses a little more tightly when they see him on the street. different kind of racism than in the south, i would imagine, but i can't honestly say which one is preferable: the honest racism or the backhanded racism.

my wife is from frederick, md - lovingly called fredneck - approx 30 miles south of the mason dixon line. she mentioned once that the women's bathroom door at the fairground was lightly whitewashed and that 'coloreds' was faintly visible. anyway, she's heard of this - but thinks it might have been further north visiting relatives in pa.

also, forgot the KKK car in the demo derby.

I always knew that Lordkahuna was a 'Canadian' Tee-hee!

funny.. here in costa rica blacks are called and call themselves 'negros' all the time, and nobody ever gives it a secont thought...

now, 'jueputa negro de mierda' is another story...

but, seriously, i think the main difference is that they simply don't treat themselves as the victim, so other people don't either.

the image you project of yourself, and how well you integrate yourself in society, acting respectable and being a good citizen in general is far more important.

'nicas', poor immigrants from nicaragua are generally feared and not treated very well, but culturally much closer to teh average local, but their lack of integration burries them.

This is too goddamn funny. My wife works at a large Social Security data center, and this is the secret codeword all the honkies up there use for the blax. Heh, I thought it was just a northeast PA thing.

I use the word Nigger... because some people are just that. They dont have to be black to be a nigger which also brings us to the fact that a good percentage of black folk arent niggers.

It gets pretty damn dumb when one person calls another a racist just for the fact that the first doesnt like a particular person of another race.... jesus I hate tons of white people does that mean Im racist? Fuck no!

negra modella is a really good beer

* for the record (CONTINENT), i'm from central pa and i've never heard about this.

Lownotes: Also, most rednecks are of the Larry the Cable Guy variety, not the 'Deliverance' sort.

How do you mean this? In a pinch, I'd roughly define the difference between these two as such: one type likes malls, the other likes skinning his own food.

mundhra ... also from fred'neck', md myself ... live downtown . w00t

Yes, that's about right.

The difference between the two is one has been dumbed down by modern convenience and a constant diet of television and movie rentals; he stands in line for the grand opening of a new Olive Garden; he has good hygiene; he hates Democrats but doesn't know why exactly.

The other hunts, fishes, will never need a mechanic, electrician or plumber, and when the shit goes down will rule his forest haven because he can grow his own food, use a sniper rifle and fashion armor from antlers and turtle shells.

I prefer the latter, but they are rare these days.

Gorn has a really good point that I have always agreed with. I love to use the word 'nigger' for shock value, and I use it much more to refer to white people that piss me off than as a derogatory term for a person of color.

Nigger is the most offensive word in the English language for some reason. (Well, because of slavery). So therefore, it is my favorite word to use in a derogatory sense.

And you know what pisses a white man off more than anything? Calling him a fucking nigger. And I love doing it. When it's deserved. Especially because if the white guy gets REALLY pissed off about it, then you KNOW you just pissed off a true racist. And that, to me, equals 'double bonus points' for that insult.
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