You wanna get high? Really high? Fuck all those pussy drugs like PCP or acid. Drill right into your memories. Flashes of your childhood mix with flashes of your future like windowpane or sunshine never could. It is permanent and may not open the right portal, but how often does crack or heroin give you the proper results, repeatedly, without reapplication. A good book, a topical to numb the surface, a $35 cordless drill, and a trusted friend, and you, too could be in the land of continuous orgasmic pleasure or drooling cosmic unawareness. If bong hits are for pussies, then I'm a sniveling little bitch. The only thing I'd recommend poking into a person's head should be friendly, consensual, and hopefully clean.