Does this mean that my Super-Cool, cargo shorts and random t-shirt with hair parted dangerously to the side scene doesn't suck?

Probably not :(

2 words: tragically hip!

Damn, I suck.

That chick has a whole raft of videos where she pretends, from her Ohio bedroom, to be Japanese. What a strange thing to do.

1) If you cut her eyeballs off, she'd lose all her chi, but she'd deserve it for putting all her eggs in one basket.

2) I suspect on watching a shitload of her videos, 85% of you will want to fuck her and 15% of you will want to daddy her, and the only thing wrong with that is I think she wants those figures reversed.

I bet her pussy smells like playdough.

I thought that chick would be Vasueva bait!

Not I, mon freuer. Kahuna would probably paint her yellow and oppress her vagina, though.

^_^

LK IS NO PAEDO