Laws of natural selection working perfectly. All is well. Too bad the cute Tiger (RIP), didn't maul the other two fuckers to death. I see it as unfinished business.

Tiger Attack Victim Was Drinking, Admitted Wearing Short Skirt, Sitting Where Tiger Could See Up It

OK, wtf am I missing?

So they were drunk, and taunted the tiger.

So?

i dunno. i think they should reduce all tiger fences to 12 feet and let nature take its course.

I don't get why it matters that he was taunting the tiger, it's not like the tiger was sittin there sayin to him self what the fuck did he jus say to me? aww fuck that, I'm gonna eat that fucker I mean it's just a dumb animal that got hungry and went for a snack I think they are giving WAY too much credit to that tiger, I mean it's a animal with no sense of right or wrong how could it get offended.

Regulator ^^

Ah, another insightful comment that illustrates your failed education.

According to your logic, the only thing that motivates any creature is the act of being offended. Perhaps the tiger felt threatened by the border-jumping assholes that were taunting it and act all bad ass. Now, I'm no animal psychologist, but I bet that there is a very likely cause - effect going on here with the Tiger and three, errr two, assholes.

Perhaps you could test your theory by taking a trip to your local zoo (don't worry, I'll pick up the costs if you live).... find a lion or tiger exhibit.... lean over the protective fencing and act fierce but only shout complimentary and respectful comments to the animal. Bear your teeth, act like your normal, dumb self, flail your arms, scream (respectfully, mind you), then check back with the swarm.

Good luck.

i'd think living in a zoo would teach a tiger to act in a much more civilized manner.

i think its living in Vegas that teaches them to act more civilized.

oh wait....


yay for the tiger

darwin award! tiger's momma should be proud