Give Me A Fuckin Cheeseburger Now!
Armed & hungry 13-year-old girl robs Burger King
by heimer66 1414 Reads
on Thu Jan 17 2008 Add to your ClipSwarm
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I will gladly pay you tuesday....
 
 
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Oh man! LINKSWARM has the BEST felonies .
You couldn't write this kinda stuff.
 
 
wontoncookieThu Jan 17
 
Wow she did not need to be maced or tazed. Story must be fake.
 
 
coknurmowthThu Jan 17
 
see what happens when you take away the whopper?!?!

 
 
bigdinwaunakeeThu Jan 17
 
^^ WontonPussy....

Fucking bitch deserved a macing, tazing, combo, and violated for her actions. I would even throw in an old fashion mace strike to her melon, then grind up her remains and make the best whopper ever served.

Customer service reps and waitstaff just don't deserve that shit.
 
 
IHateRegisteringFri Jan 18
 
Holy D & C! Find the man responsible! Quick!
 
 
ZahndrahFri Jan 18
 
Remember she is 13, young, stupid and has is going back to jail. Sad, where are her parents? Morality has gone to hell.
 
 


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