He who has no balls sanctions those who do

Those things are great! First time I saw them i did a double take. Then I realized what it was and I was laughing my ass off!

A demographic that should be painful to occupy.

Whats next? Gonna make male dogs where pants in public?

'The man complained that he had been left speechless when his six-year-old daughter spotted a pair and asked him what they were.'

What if she sees a male dog, or they go to a farm? Some jackasses inability to properly parent shouldn't impede on my right to display fake testicles on my pickup truck.

as if the big truck wasn't compensation enough.

He should have leaned over to his daughter and said in a warm, loving, fatherly voice....'Baby.... just think.... in around ten years, you will have a set of those in your mouth. They will definitely be hairy, if the man don't go and shave hisself, but you will need to suck on them, regardless.'

I just don't know what is so hard in talking to your kids about the birds and the bees?

Oh, and 'Publicans are in a tough spot having to be the morality politzi for all their fucking backward constituents.

we are so far removed from the real world sometimes. a friend of mine who grew up in jamaica learned about death when she was 6 and helped kill a goat for dinner, and she learned about sex seeing animals fucking around that age as well. she's not a whore and she's not killing people, can you believe it??

although i admit there are times when i would love to legislate against this kind of terrible taste. who puts a ballsack on their car? it sounds pretty queer

for cryin out loud....truck-nuts are great! If you find them so offensive, don't look

Dudes that hang huge fake nuts from their huge trucks must think it's cool to have huge nuts on their rear end. That alone usually draws a guffaw from me.

I first saw these about 10-12 years ago underneath a big rig parked on my street. I didn't see them again until maybe 5 years ago. They weren't as funny the second time around.

'Nocal: i would love to legislate against this kind of terrible taste.'

Don't be a bigot, nocal...

Don't be a bigot, nocal...

i knew one of you people would be coming over here. you people are very fleet-fingered.

you can have my truckballs when you pry them from my dead hands.