My Fake Baby
What the fuck?

by wotak 1433 Reads
on Sun Jan 13 2008 Add to your ClipSwarm
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+1 by nocal , yes it's an embed and all that, but this was something i missed on TV and was curious to see, so f u guys for rejecting it
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+1 by vasudeva
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braapSun Jan 13
 
This was on Channel 4 in the UK last week, one of the most surreal and bizarre documentarys i have seen in a long while. The whole program is an hour, dont know if its online but definately worth watching.
 
 
johnleninSun Jan 13
   
 
etainSun Jan 13
 
Surreal is an understatement....On one hand, I can't believe how lifelike her work is....but then, having one made as a 'replacement' if a bit over the top for me
 
 
wotakSun Jan 13
 
+1 by nocal , yes it's an embed and all that, but this was something i missed on TV and was curious to see, so f u guys for rejecting it

lol @ preemptive FU. Way to follow your heart, soulja.
 
 
vasudevaSun Jan 13
 


Makes kind of a decent avatar, no?
 
 
wotakSun Jan 13
 
Perfect for Regulator.
 
 
BalibanuSun Jan 13
 
this hoe needs a bitchslap, not more conceit. who the fuck cares if her stupid kid died? adopt one or squirt another one out, and stop whining.
 
 
johnleninSun Jan 13
 
her kid didn't die. It was her grandson, and he moved to New Zealand.
 
 
BalibanuSun Jan 13
 
shit, do you think i have the time to actually go through all that bullshit?

you kid was bad, but grandson?? c'mon! why didn't she just commit suicide and lift the burden of her exixtence from the rest of us taxpayers.

wait... something tells me youre kidding with the grandson - new zealand crap. nobody's so anal as to correct someone else on that, unless you were trying to see if someone fell for it...

its either that, or youre as dumb as her.

good luck
 
 
BalibanuSun Jan 13
 
how expensive can these dolls be? im thinking of making a killing re-selling them to pedophiles... :D
 
 
johnleninSun Jan 13
 
Well, I'm right. So fuck you and the mom you rode in on, pardner.
 
 
BalibanuSun Jan 13
 
being right doesnt exclude the possibility of being a douche. you're probably the living proof, but i dont care about you enough to listen to that crap another couple of seconds.
 
 
wotakSun Jan 13
 
Shhh...

Heyzoose hath spoketh.
 
 
johnleninSun Jan 13
 
If you being wrong makes me a douche, then you may as well point me in the direction of the smelliest vagina you can finger out.


 
 
BalibanuMon Jan 14
 
hmmmm... where did your mom go?? sorry, can't find her...
 
 
braapMon Jan 14
 

shit, do you think i have the time to actually go through all that bullshit?

you kid was bad, but grandson?? c'mon! why didn't she just commit suicide and lift the burden of her exixtence from the rest of us taxpayers.

wait... something tells me youre kidding with the grandson - new zealand crap. nobody's so anal as to correct someone else on that, unless you were trying to see if someone fell for it...

its either that, or youre as dumb as her.

good luck


You are such a fucking tard.
 
 
johnleninMon Jan 14
 
was it Andy Partridge Day at school, bali?




 
 
BalibanuMon Jan 14
 
ooooh so intimidating! you found my picture on the internet! scary!

poor little me, he doesnt like my haircut!

dude, get a life. read a book. or kill yourself

and braap, i am rubber, you are glue...
 
 
nocalMon Jan 14
 
your posts are really bad and annoying.

believe me, i know all about bad and annoying.
 
 
nocalMon Jan 14
 
killer red sportcoat though.
 
 
vasudevaMon Jan 14
 
I've just noticed that Balibanu uses the word 'gringo' in 243% of his posts, and his profile mentions he's in Costa Rica. This gives me an almost-entirely-warranted opportunity to namedrop my new favorite thing, 'Cultural Cringe'. You can look it up online!
 
 
nocalMon Jan 14
   
 
nocalTue Jan 15
 
oh no i fucked up :lokitears:
 
 
johnleninTue Jan 15
 
intimidating? no. I just thought it was interesting that you both sound AND look like a complete dickmonger. You're the real deal, holmes. Be proud.
 
 
braapTue Jan 15
 
haha, didnt realise that photo was of him./ Lolz at his face.
Seeing though as we know nothing about you, it would be wrong to judge.
No, wait...

Name: Antoniu J. Balibanu F.

Birthday: 19 Jul 1979

Birthplace: Cluj-Napoca, Transilvania, Romania

Current Location: Sabanilla, San Jose, Costa Rica

Eye Color: Brown

Hair Color: Light Brown

Height: 1.70m (around 5'7'')

Right Handed or Left Handed: right on!

Your Heritage: caucasian

Your Weakness: Don't call it weakness, call it indulgence.

Your Fears: Me?!?! you gotta be kidding!!! :P

Your Perfect Pizza: Nothing's ever perfect. not even pizza.

Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: cut back my tobacco smoking.

Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: 'un besote'

Thoughts First Waking Up: again?!?!

Your Best Physical Feature: take your pick, theres plenty to choose from. :D

Your Bedtime: sometime between midnight and 3am

Your Most Missed Memory: Childhood in Romania

Pepsi or Coke: Pepsi (or Big Cola if im broke)

McDonalds or Burger King: Hardees

Single or Group Dates: I havent tried dating two chiks at once yet.

Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Hi-c

Chocolate or Vanilla: plenty of both

Cappuccino or Coffee: triple espresso

Do you Smoke: too damn much tobacco, not enough weed.

Do you Swear: Fuck yeah, bitch!

Do you Sing: I try. I fail.

Do you Shower Daily: Sometimes upto 3 times a day. (Im THAT dirty!!)

Have you Been in Love: yes.

Do you want to go to College: im IN college.

Do you want to get Married: who knows?

Do you belive in yourself: I ONLY beleive in myself.

Do you think you are Attractive: Hell, yeah. What do YOU think?

Are you a Health Freak: not one bit.

Do you get along with your Parents: Since i live alone, i do.

Do you like Thunderstorms: a lot.

In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Almost every day

In the past month have you Smoked: A shitload.

In the past month have you been on Drugs: weed, mostly

In the past month have you gone on a Date: of course! and plenty! :D

In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: not oreos, cremitas.

In the past month have you eaten Sushi: can't eat that, sorry.

In the past month have you been Dumped: They dumped me on my head when I was a kid...

In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: i wish.

In the past month have you Stolen Anything: a few girls' hearts...

Ever been Drunk: ever? always!

Ever been called a Tease: all the fucking time. they love it!

Ever been Beaten up: just once, but i was drunk and he's a black-belt asshole.

Ever Shoplifted: when i was a kid...

How do you want to Die: As unpainfully as possible

What do you want to be when you Grow Up: I DONT wanna grow up

In a Boy/Girl..

Favourite Eye Color: green, blue

Favourite Hair Color: curly, blond

Short or Long Hair: long

Height: love short girls, love tall girls...

Best Clothing Style: lingerie

Number of Drugs I have taken: shit!! i didnt keep score...

Number of CDs I own: not that many, but they rock!

Number of Piercings: none, ut it looks great on gurlies...

Number of Tattoos: none yet

Number of things in my Past I Regret: regretting your past is like regretting yourself. Fuck 'mea culpa'.
 
 
vasudevaTue Jan 15
 
Way to use the Internet, barp.



Birthplace: Cluj-Napoca, Transilvania, Romania

That's kinda cool.
 
 
BalibanuTue Jan 15
 
dude... so what? i have nothing much to hide... and id buy you assholes a beer anytime...

or if you wanna roast me... well, bring it on! bound to be fun...

here's some imspiration:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rftr4hF16X0&feature=related

 
 


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