Anti-Gay Preacher Wants To Destroy Microsoft. By Buying Stocks.
THEIR stocks. of course, you should buy microsoft stock and donate it to his business venture, the better for him to sell it all at once and...uh...profit from i guess...

by nocal 629 Reads
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bigdinwaunakeeWed Jan 09
 
Hahahahaha... I hope his asshat supporters give 33% of their invested money away to this guy. Best fucking racket to date: Organized religion.

 
 
nocalWed Jan 09
 
originally, the guy wanted to buy up all the stocks they could, and then try to sell them all at once to destroy the value of the stock and effectively put them out of business. after he was openly mocked by people who know more than he does, he decided that they are going to buy them up in what seems like an effort to gain a majority stake or something. then he suggested to donate shares to him.

an interesting comment i read is that he may already own the stock, which means that what he is currently doing is illegal by SEC rules, and he could go to prison for it.
 
 
bigdinwaunakeeWed Jan 09
 
Yes, a good plan to Hunt Brother's the MSFT. I'm not sure that even the Catholic church could afford to corner that single market.

A good laugh... Man, his parishioners must be some dumb motherfuckers.

 
 
binarymindThu Jan 10
 
.i hate 'super' christians.
 
 
gethohtThu Jan 10
 
'It would be difficult to influence company direction -- just to gain a 1 percent stake in Microsoft, about 31 million people would each have to spend $104 to buy three shares.'

HAHAHA good luck preacher boy!
 
 


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