I work really hard on my stuff, Made editors choice for instructables. Thought I would share what it takes to make one of these., all fake fur I promise.
Sorry , I have to make that comment. after the cougar mask I did , I got some very angry and threatening letters from people claiming to be PETA members. I take it as a compliment. but ... they scare me.
'this is me in my hotel at FurCon '05--'
'wait, why are you dressed as a ninja? lions can't be ninjas...'
'my fursona is a ninja lion from the great nihon, ANYWAY--'
'i don't understand what any of that means. you're a faggot'
and thus ends another potential solion friendship.
since when is pretending that you are a lion inside not enough? now you have to be a ninja too? soon are you going to be a ninja lion dragon with gun fingers or something? you're like a 4th grader with a disgusting boner and fetishes
(i also just realized that his username is so lion or s.o. lion; how did i miss that one?)
Actually dragon con 07. won 2 awards. Grant Imahara
thought I was very cool. . So did alot of people more important than you.
'i don't understand what any of that means. you're a faggot'
LOL. My girlfriend would so kick your ass you tweeny troll nocal.
I got a weeks pay for ya to try. She will throw in as well just for the chance.
And I find it funny you can't make the distinction between Samurai and ninja. Just like all asians are gooks to you, So are are are all furries faggots
And you are right Vasudeva the name is a play on ' Lion of the sun'.
Most people are once they realize allot of the media lies to people
to sell airtime or magazines. Or takes a small portion of any group
and distorts it as being the norm.
Believe that all furries are animal fucking freaks in fetish gear.
And I will tell you that the president won the election legitimately
I would be pretty surprised. I'm not sure which media you're referencing, but here on the Internet, I have access to no end of self-created, self-promoted furry content, and it's basically 100% gay. And I don't mean homosexual in nature, I mean downright faggoty.
Now, it may be the case that only the crazy deep end of furrydom makes its way past my screen, and you have some mild, non-faggoty pipe-and-slippers furriness to share, which I'd encourage you to do.
It's worth noting that it would be quite a job to redefine furrydom, at least for me, as something other than a sexual fetish primarily involved with sexualized animal costumery and real or imaginary zoophilia.
Well, I don't know what i can do on my own to convince you otherwise than that I am part of a larger project that does tackle this via a documentary on the subject.
I suppose it could be said that indeed the more radical elements of furry are the ones most noticed. But Just consider the fact that if an Alien species were to log onto the internet and judge by the larger portions of it the nature of humanity. I am willing to measure the gigs of furry porn (gay or straight) vs the acceptable non furry porn anytime.
For myself and everyone I know in the fandom, the idea of using an animal for sexual abuse is truly horrific. And if encountered we would happily remove pieces of said person with a shiny spork so they could never do it again.
They are not furrys , the are abusers and criminals
It is really too bad you have been exposed to only the sexualized portion of what furry is. For most it is their only exposure. I hate the name furry itself as it has been a kneejerk word that has way to much baggage to ever address the creative, intelligent people I have met.
I would be happy to have a reasonable dialog on a private forum of your choosing on the subject if you are interested.
Wow, we are debating the national direction of US furry sects.. their troubles, trials, misperceptions.
Oh, and most PETA freaks would give me pause, too. I have had my share of manhandling a few of them off private property.. scary, scary group. Too bad Bill Maher is on their board, 'cause I really dig Bill.
But, best of luck with your interests. Best to just do your thing, shout out against the porno element of your interest group, and don't try to debate anything in LS... you will just end up with a Teddy Bear adorned LK riding up your tailpipe (both figuratively, and unfortunately, literally).
solion: I would be happy to have a reasonable dialog on a private forum of your choosing on the subject if you are interested.
We're having a dialog now, really... Surely if there are communities of non-sexual furries, they're available at various URLs and such, yes? Folk who just like dressing up as animals still chillax online, I'd suppose.
HAHAHA oh my god please let me hand you a shovel so you can keep digging.
Actually dragon con 07.
this hilarious tactic is taken by didactic internet losers who are called out.
ex:
'dude why the hell would you post pictures of yourself tongue kissing your dad?!'
'heh. you plebe. that's my GRANDPA, nice try though, moron. NEXT.'
won 2 awards.
most egregious faggot medal sits next to posturing anal sex monger statue on your fur-lined mantle. mom and dad would be very proud.
So did alot of people more important than you.
ok? then why bother defending yourself? let's say i posted a picture on here of me having sex with one of my many, many ex girlfriends (guys i am no fag i have had sex with women guys). then someone says, 'dude she's ugly.' i would be like, oh well you're dumb. i wouldn't construct paragraphs about it.
LOL. My girlfriend would so kick your ass you tweeny troll nocal.
if i were 'tweeny,' you would actively be trying to proposition me over an instant messaging protocol and showing up at my house with wine coolers, so we can agree that i am not.
and if your girlfriend can kick my ass, she must be one hell of a manly bitch. i mean, hold on to her, because your other options will likely end you up in prison. but where i come from, we don't make our girlfriends fight people from the internet.
I got a weeks pay for ya to try.
how much do you make at burger king now that THEY GOT RID OF THE WHOPPER?! man i hate those commercials, you know??
She will throw in as well just for the chance.
since you are a furry, if i beat her in a fight, do i fuck her? or do i pee on her, to like, mark her? what kind of animal is she, and how do i mate with it in the event that my plumage is way better than yours?
And I find it funny you can't make the distinction between Samurai and ninja.
AHAHAHAHA
again
'dude i am a mighty samurai, that is so different from a ninja'
'oh really, so you dedicate your life to a feudal lord and you spend years training and--'
'look, i bought the sword off QVC samurai hour, not QVC ninja hour, what kind of a fucking idiot doesn't know that?! i bet you don't even know what the kanji on my calf means, it means 'lion warrior samurai battlestar galactica' i can't even talk to you baka gaijin'
Whoa there Nocal you better watch out! If you anger this furbeast he may just stalk you with his own graceful lionwalk and Yiff you Up Dood.
Behold solion lionstilts!
solion is a furry bigshot BTW. Supporting Star in the Documentary Film 'American Furry: Life, Liberty, and the Fursuit of Happiness.'
In Lionel's own words 'As one of the people featured in this documentary I think you might find it interesting that the last portion may need a little explanation.
I build costumes professionally now. I used to be an IT guy in the soulless corporate machine. Sadly I wish the documentary was being shot today as I have lost 60pds since. I am a happier person and no longer supplement my happiness with food. you can see more at lionofthesun.com
Hey man, as long as you've got your niche and you aren't molesting minors more power to ya. Albeit creepy and gayish I wish you luck in your cottage costume industry.
whenever i go into safeway (mildly crappy supermarket chain) for any reason, i see all these horrendous looking people, and they dress like shit, and they're unkempt, and i wonder how it is that they have kids with them. who would fuck them? and now i get it: they dress up like an anthropomorphic dolphin with a hole for their disgusting dick to stick out of and they meet an anthropomorphic dragon/cat/butterfly in a disgusting hotel and they talk about anime and terrible sci fi novelizations of terrible sci fi movies and they eat pocky and ramen and then they fuck each other whilst making animal noises in a crowded room, and then bitch is knocked up with a hideous bastard child who has no chance of not growing up fat and worthless and yet that fat little bastard is constantly told that he is superior to everyone and grows up to behave just like his worthless parents. how is not a single furry even moderately attractive?
and i am not a small dude, but if your girlfriend is half your size, she probably could kick my ass. your supple man titties alone probably weigh more than most kindergardeners.
Thats a funny ass video, I didn't know that was out there. thanks of the link.
truenative. I may link to it from the site.
I have done allot of work for theater and some internet only low budget
movies that are being worked on. My art is my job. Its tough but I am having fun.
As for nocal, well all things being equal sir. The world is filled with greifers, trolls, haters and the best of all. self righteous killjoys who's only accomplishment in this world will have been that they voted for GW..... TWICE.
Nice to see we can count on ya to uphold the standard .
But one wonders, doth he protest too much? .. I mean really wow .. just .. wow dude... get laid, .. something.
the best you can do is accuse me of voting for george bush and telling me to 'get laid'? there are pictures of me on this site dude, i'm considerably younger and better looking than you, and my political beliefs are splashed all over the frickin place. you are a really stupid person.
i know. i hate you, and apparently you don't hate you, so that's sad for everyone. did i imply otherwise?
I don't think any of us could tell the difference from you and a teacher from Jesus camp.
one of 'us' couldn't. that shouldn't come as a surprise to anyone who reads this exchange.
I don't hurt anyone, I create what people think is some cool shit.
people = furries
pretty big deal indeed
when you put it that way, you remind me of a story that conan o'brien told about making fun of wayne newton on his show. the day after he cracked some joke in the monologue, he received a telegram from wayne himself. it said 'i never knew that such a tall man could be such a small man.'
you are wayne newton, and your telegram-writing skills have really knocked me down a peg.
Vasudeva offered to impregnate my girlfriend
he made it so when i get a 404 error on the site i see a picture of his scrotum, so i think we all know who the winner is here
Are normal people really so different than the furry faggots? How do I define the term 'furry faggot'?
This discourse has helped me appreciate both sides of the furrie faggot debate. In all honesty, it's helped me realize what it means to be a true fucking faggot.
you guys sure shit all over yourselves--ya really need to train those sphincters! Here is a well formed single turd:
I.
Nocal, stop trying so hard, but I must agree you have the better hair and you win this Dance competition with superior self-reference! Shine on!
I esp. liked the mention [repeatedly] of your girlfriends getting fuckt, that's class. You are younger and would wither under the weight of his man bosom.
II.
Solion, the insecure always attack any perceived weakness or non-conformity to the group standards--so be a good boy and raise that baboon ass high [refer to Nocal's shiny example].
I still find people who like to play dress-up creepy [like a big Canadian in Elvis garb] however, I must concur with the tantrum and now I do know a true shade of faggotry when it is seen although it's probably not people with microelectronics in their non-fetish [but fetishistic] garb.
i can see how complete sentences look like 'trying too hard' to you
Solion, the insecure always attack any perceived weakness or non-conformity to the group standards--so be a good boy and raise that baboon ass high [refer to Nocal's shiny example].
ooh i was really hoping he would try the NO U response! yes, i am trying so hard, the internet is so difficult, i spend so much of my time here, i have nothing better to do, i ought to go outside, i bet no girls like me, i am such a nerd, i write all this out longhand before i type it. yes, i am so insecure with myself that i can't identify as a white human male from america, so that is why i dress up as a lion SAMURAI and go to big conventions with other like-minded people...
did you ever think that i haven't shared my fuckhabits on here? why do you think that is? do you think it's because people would make fun of me for sharing something inappropriate? maybe if you iron out your worthless unnecessarily wordy incongruence one day we will be able to communicate this way more often without me having to run your posts through babelfish first
I think nocal you are as easy to peg and place. You find moments of
superiority by your willingness to make your judgments without a moments hesitation, You begin to spill bile and vitriol to cheering fans in your own head. 'yeah go get that furry !'
Do you actually see yourself? the hate, the blanket statements. the strawman arguments? the flailing at something you despise because you don't or wont understand it ? fearful to even ask questions about it lest you be unpopular?
Or is it as in most cases you hate because it is popular to hate, Admittedly the crowd is with you on this one. you fall right into the same company as many you claim would be anathema to your own beliefs. You have no remorse or compunction to change, and here is why.
It feels good, It really feels good. Down deep you grin with every snarky comment . every jab and punch trips a little glee inside you. That somehow you can hurt someone without moral reservation. That facts and truth are but
barriers or things to twist to sound even more snarky and thus ( I guess) accepted, or cooler?.
'Poor player, That struts and frets his hour upon the stage
And then is heard no more: it is a tale. Told by an idiot, full of sound and fury,
Signifying nothing.'
Now back to the studio for me to bring new things to life and some beauty to the world. I am quite done with this thread.
I am sure your fans wait in breathless anticipation as you crack your knuckles for another dazzling error prone, hateful, spiteful, judgmental torrent of lies, suspicion and assumptions.
Trickbear: #3 Imagine 2 girls 1 cup + this = huge dry cleaning bill.
#6 If you die wearing one of these outfits you get buried in the backyard and your collar gets put on the fireplace mantle.
I Laughed Out Loud.
solion: 'Poor player, That struts and frets his hour upon the stage
And then is heard no more: it is a tale. Told by an idiot, full of sound and fury,
Signifying nothing.'
I just wanted to point out I can't believe this happened.
I am sure your fans wait in breathless anticipation as you crack your knuckles for another dazzling error prone, hateful, spiteful, judgmental torrent of lies, suspicion and assumptions.
OK, most of this isn't even appropriate to this thread. By this point, you're really lashing out at everyone in your life who's ever wanted to beat you up for being a furry, and not Nocal, I think, yes? Lies and suspicion?
But hey, I guess we all have our hobbies.
Now this was a sweet burn, because animalsuitboners aside, this is stil a cool skill to have.
Then again, animalsuitboners, which no one has remotely disproven yet.
Final grade on thread: A, and I think we all learned a little something about ourselves here today.
I love how furries give themselves a label and then try to defend their perversions by claiming to be victims of scorn because of that label. It's like they think their retarded, immature, perverted hobby is ok and normal because they have given it a label and it is therefore just misunderstood.
Sometime people who have scorn directed toward them deserve it because they are not just regular people who are misunderstood; they really are the things people call them while pointing at them in disgust.
Fantasy is normal healthy but full grown people in silly animal suits trying to fuck one another is just fucking retarded. Solion you'll never be accepted by normal people as misunderstood. You'll simply be called a freaky fuck because that's what you are. Good luck with that.
> #9 Nocal is younger and better looking than everyone who has posted.
Um, perhaps the former, but arguably a -1 on the latter. I'm not attracted to men or nothing furry-like mind you, but there are plenty of gents on this board that could be considered more classically handsome than nocal. I would even nominate myself, but then I would have to support assertion with pic, which isn't happening. I ainst no Amy Fisher, whoring my goods on the Internets.
In closing, I must credit wotak with a nice summary of my sentiments, two posts up.... if you like spending time making animatronics and public displaying them, that seems pretty frickin' cool, albeit not my fav flav, but the minute you get hard or wet upon seeing said animatronic/fake fur creature, you just entered a seperate, questionable minority.
Just one last question? Do furryites love Disney World? Is it like classic porn to me?
Hey I had my fun. I admit I am not too good at the drama game so it appears clumsy. And syntax is a bitch to wrap a simple mind round.
[LK: i swears it was a fatsuit! ok, no it wasn't. the glasses were all you needed--pinnacles of perfection; and not even animatronic. You invocation of the Meme is strong.]
I am definitely in no position to judge anyone for whatever fuck fantasies they have and/or participagte in. Fuck fantasies are cool and anyone that feels comfortable enough with them self to dress up like a weasel and have rabid weasel sex is alright in my book. Fuck weasel, Fuck!
'apparently your complex mind can't grasp spelling, structure, grammar, coherence, etc'
Not capitalized, not a sentence. etc. is an abbreviation; and so forth--but you are right! so right I can't be. Firefox prevents typoes so stuff a dick in it! [Translation: NOCAL, YOU ARE A HYPOCRITICAL SHITMONGER WITH AN OUT-SIZED EGO.]
Additionally, I am not as good a troll as you would ever be--I just don't have it in me. Seriously, this fuckwit has had his fun, I was just shooting round the perimeter and ruffling a few erections.
--act II--
[that's Two, as in follows the number one (1) , for those Roman Numeral challenged]
Task: Count number of posts by account on this thread.
Number by Eat Your Own ASSHOLE: 9
VD:8
VD's that weren't shit: over 1/2!!
Me: all SHIT all the time--your standards are your burden and even worse when I give you your standards; worse when you give me mine. Lighten up.
You have no authority moral, intellectual, sexual, or any other perceived hierarchy in which you choose to place yourself in above others. The very act of your self-ascendancy debases you.
Axiom: My pointing this out does not place me above you.[I am self aware]
Corollary: Putting other people down makes you less of what you think makes you better than they are.
[synopsis for the feeble]
a) you post shit
b) I give you shit back in spades
c) I have to spell it out for you because I am expecting a nuanced audience...
d) Bitches ain't shit but ho's and tricks.
e) Proving that someone is a faggot by sticking your dick in them makes you a faggot too.
This is a good example of feeling clever while not actually being so.
You have no authority moral, intellectual, sexual, or any other perceived hierarchy in which you choose to place yourself in above others. The very act of your self-ascendancy debases you.
Oh great, a merit vacuum in an ambiguous universe, delivered by a chipper, navel-doodling pseudo-leprechaun. Does your newsletter offer subscriptions?
Axiom: My pointing this out does not place me above you.[I am self aware]
Corollary: Putting other people down makes you less of what you think makes you better than they are.
[synopsis for the feeble]
a) you post shit
b) I give you shit back in spades
c) I have to spell it out for you because I am expecting a nuanced audience...
