Phtttbbllltttt!

I don't think God would ever even fuck with someone named Pat.


Hence I find this story absurd.

i like the fact that he was wrong on some of his other predictions, and his reasoning of why he won't tell who is going to be president. pat, you're really worried what a newscaster will say when god himself speaks to you? your priorities are fucked, patrick

“God’s going to give us China. And China will be the largest Christian nation on the face of the earth. They’re going to come to Jesus.”

^ God help us if they do. I would much prefer a peaceful, pacific, Buddist China. ( I live much closer to them than you do.)

Yellow people want Jesus in a bad way. I feel for you but the flight is like 10 hours and, well, it's your problem brotha. Call Mel Gibson for advice.

I like it when people claim 'They Know.' It makes me feel as it there is someone I can trust.

I know how you feel. Vote Ron Paul.

I think it's hilarious that Pat Robertson is afraid of being made fun of. What's all that godliness get ya? Seems like god should tell him to grow a pair.