Chuck Norris Sues, Says His Tears No Cancer Cure
'Defendants have misappropriated and exploited Mr. Norris's name and likeness without authorization for their own commercial profit,' LOOOOL!
by LORDKAHUNA 941 Reads
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pjp56Fri Dec 28
 
jesusfuckingchrist... could you take your self more ridiculously serious, Norris?
Prob'ly the same whiny law firm as Starbucks.
 
 
casmharFri Dec 28
 
from the other site:

41. Chuck Norris

Charges: Only famous for knowing Bruce Lee. Churning out puerile 'action' bilge for 30 years. Skill as martial artist greatly exaggerated. Kitsch value wearing thin. Total Home Gym®. Walker, Texas Ranger once let a little girl battle armed gangsters, because she had the power of belief in God. Doesn't understand evolution, despite access to mirrors.

Exhibit A: Campaigning for Mike Huckabee.

Sentence: Roundhouse kick from Charles Darwin.
 
 
etainFri Dec 28
 
Chuck Morris claims the book is nothing but lies...ergo...nothing Mike Huckabee claims is the truth
 
 
johnleninSun Dec 30
 
Chuck Morrissey. Enough cancer curing tears for the entire planet.
 
 


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