The red planet will shine brighter because it will be directly opposite the sun, reflecting the most light, and fairly close to Earth, only 55.5 million miles away.
Alpha votes: 0 by dragonstaff +1 by hobo +1 by jwalker +1 by nurgleming +1 by freakmachine +1 by etain -1 by frankenphrog , +1 if it weren't for the gay ass 'Rudolph' references. -1 by DeJeR , sure? -1 by witty_screen_name , -1 for the stupid Rudolph rewrite.
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