Alpha votes: 0 by hobo 0 by wolfer +1 by nurgleming +1 by dragonstaff +1 by coknurmowth +1 by wotak +1 by casmhar -1 by nocal , santa ought to bring you a sexuality instead -1 by wrecker , Santa is bringing you nothing. You lose. Good day Sir. -1 by KingOf7 ,
for anyone that doesn't get it, one can serve cheese with wine, and wine is a homophone for whine, which is to complain, so he's saying he will serve cheese because i am 'wine' (whining)
i drew up a flow chart but i'm afraid it just confuses things even more
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