While I understand the need for safety in schools, this is a bit over the top in my opinion. She had a steak, and a steak knife to cut it. I hardly consider that an offense worth getting arrested and 10 days of suspension. The most they should've done is take the knife away.

ZERO TOLERANCE MOTHERFUCKER! WE CANNOT TOLERATE ANY OF THIS SHIT! NONE OF IT!

President LOki: I see here you guys made this statement to the press regarding a little girl with a steakknife, cutting a steak in a cafeteria at lunchtime.

'School officials said it doesn't matter what the knife was being used for. They said they had no choice.'
School Officials: Yes.

President LOki: You are fired for cause.

School Officials: WHAT CAUSE?!?!?!

Prersident LOki: Incompetence. Your statement is proof of it. Take your shit and leave school property. Tresspassers will be shot--with GLEE!

FUK!

How about that preview comments feature?

Excellent!
GO Florida!
It's never too early to hammer home radical institutional fear, and the endless potential for legal repercussions.

Next time they will bring in a SWAT team to handle the armed assailant.

A TWAT team.

What is wrong with this picture. If you screw with the kids early enough it will ensure a lifetime of insanity.

'I thought a kitchen knife was for cuttin meat. That's what my mom told me. I'm a what? A terrorist? Why didn't someone tell me what a piece of shit I am. I had no idea. Now I am a criminal and I thought I was only cuttin my meat. This really pisses me off that I'm a criminal. Where's my knife?'