ahh subway surfing. i could never do that, im too big. although theres that other game we played, where you try to jump across the tracks, from one platform to the other. i havent missed once.
We used to hijack bottles of Mad Dog and bike down to the train tracks and drink our beggar juice and try to catch the trains by running after them and hopping up.
Problem was, by the time a train showed up, we were always too drunk to coordinate enough. Those trains were not fukign slow.
When I lived in NYC we used to take the little plastic strips that seperate the advertising signs and jam them into the subway cars open door as we got off. When the doors closed it would bend the stick until it either broke or popped out. EIther way it would send a shower of flying plastic shrapmel into the subway car.
Damnit!
come on New York kids, you neeed to huff some stronger glue if you're ever going work up the nerve to compete in the ghetto olympics. Brazil has thier subway surfing talents down. lets work a little harder next time ok.
Wow! You city guys are thouroughly fucked up. It seems us country folk aren't nearly as crazy as we thought. Cow tipping and playing with explosives don't even approach subway surfing for sheer self destructive craziness.
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