The Moral Matrix Test
This test is a morality-based political test. It finds your political position not by asking you what you think about political issues but by defining your Personal Moral System.

by middle_age_man 1598 Reads
on Sun Dec 16 2007 Add to your ClipSwarm
Alpha votes:
+1 by ragoo
+1 by KingOf7
+1 by Dumbskull
+1 by casmhar
+1 by frankenphrog
+1 by wotak
-1 by etain , I'm not overly 'moral'
-1 by nocal , don't care
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frankenphrogSun Dec 16
 
I had no idea 16 questions could completely and utterly encapsulate me as an individual. Thank Gawd for the webernet.
 
 
johnleninSun Dec 16
 
(-2,-1)
 
 
middle_age_manSun Dec 16
 
Authoritarian, I suppose I'll need to get fitted for jack boots. Gramps would be proud.
 
 
wotakSun Dec 16
 
I am a lefty immoral type. The internet told me so.
 
 
LORDKAHUNASun Dec 16
 



1. 1% had the same score as you.
2. 31.4% were above you on the chart.
3. 61.8% were below you on the chart.
4. 28.6% were to your right on the chart.
5. 59.4% were to your left on the chart.
 
 
UartSun Dec 16
 
LOL. No. I'm not sure this was very accurate.



System: Liberalism <-- they seems to be using the classical liberalism, so fine
Variation: Economic Liberalism <-- TRUE, in the free-market classical liberalism sense
Ideologies: Progressive NeoLiberalism <-- I object to the term 'progressive'
US Parties: No match. <-- Libertarian Party?
Presidents: Bill Clinton (85.18%) <<== No. They seem to have mischaracterized Clinton, Thomas Jefferson would have been a better choice.
2004 Election Candidates: John Kerry (79.04%), George W. Bush (70.52%), Ralph Nader (61.35%) <-- and yet I despise Kerry AND Bush...

Maybe because this is wrong and none of these people are classical liberals, showing that this test is strongly confusing it's terminology.

Of the 396112 people who took the test:
0.3% had the same score as you.
84.5% were above you on the chart.
4.1% were below you on the chart.
40.6% were to your right on the chart.
51.2% were to your left on the chart.
 
 
etainSun Dec 16
 
^ apparently I have the same morals as you do....that would be NONE!
 
 
DoobSun Dec 16
 
Your Score

Your scored 4.5 on the Moral Order axis and -0.5 on the Moral Rules axis.

Matches

The following items best match your score:

1. System: Conservatism
2. Variation: Moral Conservatism
3. Ideologies: Capital Republicanism
4. US Parties: No match.
5. Presidents: George H. Bush (84.38%)
6. 2004 Election Candidates: George W. Bush (79.99%), John Kerry (66.20%), Ralph Nader (53.12%)

Statistics

Of the 396163 people who took the test:

1. 0.2% had the same score as you.
2. 38.2% were above you on the chart.
3. 50.5% were below you on the chart.
4. 8.6% were to your right on the chart.
5. 88.9% were to your left on the chart
 
 
UartSun Dec 16
 
'^ apparently I have the same morals as you do....that would be NONE!'

Vote 4 Ron Paul ;-)
 
 
UartSun Dec 16
 
Ok, wait, I think I may get this now... if you are above the horizontal axis, you are wrong...

And if you are on the right-hand side of the vertical axis, you are either really wrong, or misguided. Maybe both.
 
 
ragooSun Dec 16
 
(0, -1)

The following items best match your score:
System: Liberalism, Conservatism
Variation: Moderate Conservatism, Moderate Liberalism
Ideologies: Capital Republicanism, Capital Democratism
US Parties: Republican Party, Democratic Party


Am I really that non-committal? I can't decide.

(Excuse me while I go pull this fencepost out of my ass).
 
 
spodSun Dec 16
 
-5 on the moral matrix and 0 on the moral rules

a socialist green activist
 
 
StumpMon Dec 17
 
Your Score
Your scored -3 on the Moral Order axis and -5 on the Moral Rules axis.

Matches
1. System: Liberalism
2. Variation: Economic Liberalism
3. Ideologies: Capital Democratism, Progressive NeoLiberalism
4. US Parties: Democratic Party
5. Presidents: Bill Clinton (93.37%)
6. 2004 Election Candidates: John Kerry (86.74%), Ralph Nader (70.35%), George W. Bush (64.64%)

Statistics

Of the 396502 people who took the test:

1. 0.2% had the same score as you.
2. 80.1% were above you on the chart.
3. 15.5% were below you on the chart.
4. 69.5% were to your right on the chart.
5. 22.4% were to your left on the chart.

#5&6 - WTF?
and .2% ? Yeah, go elites :)
 
 
LOkiMon Dec 17
 


 
 
LOkiMon Dec 17
 
LOL!

I sure wish I could preview these comments. ;D
 
 
binarymindTue Dec 18
 
Your Score

Your scored -2 on the Moral Order axis and 2.5 on the Moral Rules axis.

Matches

The following items best match your score:

1. System: Socialism
2. Variation: Moderate Socialism
3. Ideologies: Social Democratism
4. US Parties: No match.
5. Presidents: Jimmy Carter (85.85%)
6. 2004 Election Candidates: Ralph Nader (81.12%), John Kerry (79.63%), George W. Bush (54.66%)

Statistics

Of the 397321 people who took the test:

1. 3.3% had the same score as you.
2. 19% were above you on the chart.
3. 68.6% were below you on the chart.
4. 48.8% were to your right on the chart.
5. 30.5% were to your left on the chart.
 
 
tankWed Dec 19
 
Lokes, I don't think you need to post your results, most of us know exactly where you stand - and if that test says otherwise, its fukkered
 
 


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