Ninjas Banned In The UK
Imitation samurai swords have now been banned in the UK due to multiple sword rampages.

by DeJeR 987 Reads
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nocalFri Dec 14
 
if loki is correct, then any day now we will see an incredible surge in the criminal element possessing samurai swords
 
 
LORDKAHUNAFri Dec 14
 
Alpha votes:
0 by wotak
0 by SlitStorm
+1 by nocal
+1 by casmhar
+1 by frankenphrog
-1 by SexNinja, Don't care, most of linkswarm probably doesn't either.
-1 by etain, yeah....right
-1 by johnlenin, liveleak on breitbart
-1 by tantrum, really boing boing
X by bigdinwaunakee, Wow, media embed! I'm assuming that Ninjas are OK, but swords aren't. The Ninja can kill you with their bare hands, so they should be alright.


Unrejected, cause this is just retarded, plus I like swords and sword discussion.






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tantrumFri Dec 14
 
Swords are boing boing.
 
 
UartFri Dec 14
 
if there is a large samurai-sword-demand, someone is going to fins a way to supply...
 
 
bigdinwaunakeeFri Dec 14
 
Ah, Imperialism rears its ugly head. Next thing LK will be moving in with Kim Jong Il and rearranging the place with swords and Legos.

 
 
larkFri Dec 14
 
yeah blame the weapons for the crime. If they take away the swords then the king of england could come into homes and wreck up the place. One of the few goodthings about living in the gun toting Usa.
 
 
leverFri Dec 14
 
People don't kill people. Knives kill people. Or baseball bats. Or stones. Or a good old-fashioned western electric telephone to the noggin.
 
 
LORDKAHUNASat Dec 15
 
I find it funny that jap swords are targeted, I wonder what would happen if you sold cheap English longswords.
 
 
gethohtSat Dec 15
 
English longswords are much inferior weapons.

Everyone knows the japanese make the best steel(swords) in the world. Haven't you seen kill bill?
 
 
LownotesSat Dec 15
 
Shouldn't they ban box cutters too?
 
 
frankenphrogSat Dec 15
 
And they wonder why their empire crumbled. What kind of nation doesn't want an armed and angry populace?
 
 
AcheronSat Dec 15
 
Longswords-much heavier/conspicuous. I would also like to point out that ninjas ain't samurai
 
 


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