NOW WE MUST ALL SHARE.

16

13

18 -Why do you think I wear glasses? I almost went blind until I hooked up with a 19year old divorcee. She put me on the path to righteousness.

Why do you think I wear glasses?

oh so that's what that was about

No Alpha wears glasses?

15

oooh, high-five for greenland.

Still a virgin

It depends on what the definition of 'is' is.

But for the sake of argument, 15.

I first stuck my dick in a chick when i was 15, i think i popped her cherry cuz she gasped when i stuck it in and held on real tight, but unfotunetly i did not get to bust a nut cuz she wanted up i only got a few thrust in before she wanted up so i got up and got dressed, it was not till i was 18 did i finely get to bust a nut i a chick.

p.s. i think it was a good thing i got up when i did cuz after that we broke up and she got pregnant by the first guy she could find and i mean the first one cuz this fucker was butt ugly he was burned over 35% of his body which included his face i mean fuck was he ugly he had one eye the other was blind and all milky looking i think i dodged a kid bullet on that one... well more like 4 cuz thats what she ended up having.

p.p.s. her pussy smelled onions for some reason...... I've always liked onions since.

^ ok well vas, you have to agree with me at this point

umm say what now.

ha ha ha ha, wow

'I always liked onions since'

btw 18 and nonstop orgy until 24 when I realized this is not the meaning of life

Wait... it's not? What is?

Iceland is behind all of this, I promise

New Years eve, 16. I pretty much remember it... awkward, no idea, but cool.

16 - I remember thinking, 'So this is fucking, THIS IS GREAT!'

16 seems to be the magic number.....did it in a vw bug!

18, in the back of a panel van at the drive in, with a couple of friends ( a married couple) sitting in the front seats watching the movie.

'cuz'

19, right after breaking up with my long term succubus. It was awkward.

Nocal: ^ ok well vas, you have to agree with me at this point

'Never attribute to tentacle accounts what may be explained by simple retardation.' -- Nietzsche

<-- 13, and it was like an epic fairytale.

12.

'Is it in yet?...how about now?...oops, sorry. wrong hole...etc.'

Like fumbling with a soggy sausage wrapped in a sandwich bag in the dark. It was magical.

Regulator> 'I first stuck my dick in a chick when i was 15'

You mean last week Regulator?

17 in a Tent at an Overnight field trip to a Ren-Fair.
Things have gotten Better since

14 in the basement rec room. It was the best 15 seconds of my young life.

12 years old: I fingered a chick on the top bunk bed while my brother watched television from the bottom bunk. It was really loud, as if I was stirring a vat of wet noodles. I seriously did not wash my hand for days.

12-13 years old: I continued chasing other girls my age around the neighborhood until I found a local schoolmate who liked to give head and get fingered. This went on for a year until she finally let me run the bases when I was 13. This was also the first and last time I would ever unroll the condom first before trying to put it on.

16 in tent during summer vacation with a bootilicious brunette. Four minutes, tops. Second time, three minutes later. I lost consciousness after that but I still get a boner when I think about that night.

'This was also the first and last time I would ever unroll the condom first before trying to put it on.'

lol... damn that inadequate sex ed!

16

^ did any of the 16 use a condom?

^ they all shared a dortios bag

A cheesy bag of cocks explains the sunny I have come to know.

19 in a tent . w000

Who ate the Doritos though?

17 years, 11 months, 27 days.

I'm in my 40's and I'm still a virgin. I can't figure out how we got these kids, but they are great.

Me - lost it 14 years ago at the age of 16. My girlfriend lost it at age 13... and she took it up the ass before she officially lost her virginity... last weekend was awesome! ;)

I lost it 27 .35 years ago when i was 17.22 ...