Microwave Beam Stops Cars Dead
Run from the cops and they will cook your ass like a pizza.

by Regulator 1005 Reads
on Tue Dec 11 2007 Add to your ClipSwarm
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graycubeTue Dec 11
 
Bond, James Bond. Doo doo, da, doo doo. ....

Not as Hollywood as an oil slick though.

 
 
AcheronTue Dec 11
 
no biological effects my ass. They have no clue and won't until something very bad happens
 
 
JhulDinTue Dec 11
 
Why don't the manufacturers just put a shut down chip in the new cars computer with a code that can be sent by a cops laptop?....never mind ...sounds way too complicated
 
 
zork18Tue Dec 11
 
Sets scene..

Dude..lets have some fun
ok dude...dude..got a laptop?
yea dude..here..hehehe :pops zits:
type type type..and enter
dude..i totally crashed that car using shut down chip
dude..that was complicated
dude i know!
dude!
Dude!
 
 
JhulDinTue Dec 11
 
####sarcasm####.....'COMPLICATED'.....####sarcasm####.....as opposed to a giant microwave they've been working on since 2003
 
 
wotakTue Dec 11
 
I this sucks as bad as microwave pizza, It's evil and must die.
 
 
pjp56Wed Dec 12
 
Microwave parboiled getaway drivers'll save on court costs.
 
 
bassrck4Thu Dec 13
 
just another toy for egocentric police abuse,'pass me the tazer, I wanna do him next!' How many car crashes could this cause- a high speed chase and your car shuts off,and what if they miss!
 
 


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