Sorry Bud, I'm not man Enough

How did this homo crap get through the queue? Oh Uart submitted it. I see.

what is a JO?

jerk-off, i would assume.

Yes hobo, I have MAGICAL ALPHA +1 POWA!

I'm pretty sure I understand how Uart stumbled upon this little prize. lolipop.

This would actually be pretty cool if you could do it.

However, your feeling of manly power would fade quickly as the ropes of semen twirled off into nothingness amongst the wind, dust, cows, and assorted wood products. Shrinking back to your dark, miserable dwelling you'd realize that you are and always will be alone.

And your nuts would be all deflated like the pump thing on a busted Reebok Pump.

*sigh* I feel EMO now

Plus, after all of that, you're still a lonely fag. It's a push. Why bother when a hand gun to your ear can silence such yuk?

It'd still be worth it, just on the chance that your 500mph man-gravy kills a family of four.

I enjoy the fact he wants a man to jerk him, yet doesnt want a gay dude. Guess he wants burly man hands rubbin his sword. :sad:

Damn, I thought he meant the *game* Twister. Sheesh. Back to searching the personals some more...