there was a story linked from savage love a while back, i think, that was about a dude who hooked up with larry craig like 15 or 20 years ago.
he basically said larry craig trolled this bar in D.C. with other straight-laced politicos and fucked dudes all the time. larry craig picked this guy up and was pretty weird about it, then brought him back to his house. they go into larry craig's house, there are pictures of his family all around, all that bullshit. larry craig keeps going, 'you don't know me. you never met me. do you understand?' apparently then gay dude blew larry craig and then larry craig fucked him really badly (ie he was rough, fumbled around, and then came in mere seconds).
best part of this story may be that gay dude wasn't prepared to be fucked so he wasn't 'clean,' meaning larry craig got shit on his dick. larry craig freaked out like he was martha stewart and quickly rushed the guy out of the house.
larry craig then goes on to be totally anti-gay and an all around piece of shit. i think, beyond being a total moronic hypocrite and beyond hurting his family beyond belief, he deserves all this just for the fact that he is bad at his secret gay sex hobby in every way. he's bad at the picking men up, he's bad at kissing and fucking, he's bad at keeping it a secret.