zooey deschanel is a miserably bad actress and she is only mildly attractive in that 'internet nerds fucking love her because she wears goofy pants' way, and this show looks like it will be stupid as fuck

I like her, but not for her pants.

I think she's delicious.

^ fucking nerds

If you think she is not hot you must be a fag

At least they are fucking.

man, hobo just had to fuck up the timing.

yeah check out the small yet floppity titties, the stupid hair, the hideous clothes, and pasty skin...

but i guess she meets your high standards of 'possesses vagina'

seriously she is the type of girl that internet nerds think 'if i met a girl that looked like that, i might convince her to be my friend, then i would get her drunk and dry hump her one night' because she is accessible (code word for mediocre in the looks department)

My god, bobo was right.

What the world needs is more of this:

She looks like she's trying too hard. I'd still leer at her asshole though.

Your timing is off, Ninja. I'm pretty sure you're speaking of the whore above the whore I posted.

Nocal: share your taste with us in jpg format. kthx.

Nocal: yeah check out the small yet floppity titties, the stupid hair, the hideous clothes, and pasty skin...

Yeah, check out all the bad things about the one bad photo you found. Goddamnit, this chick put on a stupid outfit once, my dick would rather turn inside out than travel into the moist recesses of her meat. :(

There are probably -- not for sure, but probably -- pictures of you where you don't look like marriage material.



seriously she is the type of girl that internet nerds think

Seriously, you are the type of homo that girls think 'I bet I can be boring and whiny and he'll wait a long time before kicking me out'. Despite this, Dumbskull would still pay your bar tab. Is she crazy? Or just what?

Yeah, check out all the bad things about the one bad photo you found.

she's also in movies, i don't know if you knew that.

Nocal: share your taste with us in jpg format. kthx.

Ludivine Sagnier from the movie 'Swimming Pool' comes to mind. Yes, she's blonde and not internet-nerdy-looking enough, but she is a good actress and has nice tittays.

Never mind that shit. Check out the fucking hook on that Tin Man guy.

LOFFLE

Roommate and I think Zooey Deschanel is a cutie. He's not a nerd and I'm not a fag. I might be crazy but I would never pick up nocal's bar tab.

Nocal: she's also in movies, i don't know if you knew that.

Without having been exposed to her 3D work, I might have been tricked by your wierd asperger's-like fear of asperger's touching your bitches, combined with that doofy photo you found of her.

What I'm fearing is the movie itself, which as Ragoo helpfully blows up for us in detail, looks fucking stupid.

I will try to sync it to Pink Floyd's Dark Side of the moon and shall report my findings.

Zooey is Hot. end communication