THAT is sooooo cool, man my gramps would have loved that.

my gramps was a bombardier on one. he dropped bombs on europe. they were hit by shrapnel once, and the plane was losing altitude. i never met the guy, and apparently he never talked about this kind of stuff because he was kind of a hardass guy of few words, but i read his flight log. they had to start throwing shit off the plane, and he pushed the bomb sight off. it was a $100k piece of equipment back then. in his words, 'i always wanted to do that.'

My Gramps was a Col and Flew one of these in the Pacific. He was shot down once and floated around in the ocean for days. He finally decided he was going to give up and let himself drown. He put down his feet and stood up on a sandbar, was rescued soon after that.

My grandfather used to run to school uphill through the forest on just his chin and elbows. He even told me that, so it's true!

My gramps was in europe in the war, one day he told us a story about how he got hit in the head with a $100,000 bomb site.

My gramps was on the receiving end of it. I understand it sucked.

My grandfather once slayed a bunch of other grandfathers with the awesome might of his shitting dicknipples.

My grandpa fucked the fuck out of that ^

My grandpa was in the Bataan Death March. He played lead guitar.

My grandpa fuked my grandma

My grandpa had no teeth

he never talked about it that much

My grandfather would have had a heart attack it he knew it cost $6 to take a ride on a plane. He would have had another one if he knew it costs almost that much to ride the f'ing bumper cars these days! I'm in for at least 2 rides.