Chicken With Pears
When Walken wakes up every morning he puts his pants on one leg at a time. BUT WHEN HIS PANTS ARE ON HE MAKES FUCKING CHICKEN AND PEARS!
by LORDKAHUNA 1314 Reads
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dinozoaTue Nov 27
 
Interesting comparisons can be drawn between pornography and cooking shows. Beyond the hedonistic similarities between eating and sex, the presentations of the different contents are excitingly similar. The bright picture spreads in cooking magazines. The extreme close-ups on the chef's face at the end of the episode, as he or she enjoys the food he or she just cooked. The magazines most often read by women before bed are cooking magazines.
 
 
nocalTue Nov 27
 
Ohhhh yeeeeah, whip it up baby, make it for me

Hey man, what are you watching?

Oh, uh...The Food Network...

Oh, really? Why're your pants off?

Um...I like food? A lot?
 
 
cohibaTue Nov 27
 
Was that Christopher Walken?
 
 
johnleninTue Nov 27
 
nice reference, nocal.
 
 
vasudevaTue Nov 27
 
Nice bridge, bro.
 
 
LOkiTue Nov 27
 
dinoza, I thought you went to a gun fight in Africa with a knife, and got rape-killed/clean socks stolen. WTF?
 
 


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government_death_rob: fucking dead pointers.
MstrLance : You're not helping.
godevillivedog : MJ was a lot easier to ignore before he was dead.
bobacus : This calls for Ben Folds,kids.
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