Chicken With Pears
When Walken wakes up every morning he puts his pants on one leg at a time. BUT WHEN HIS PANTS ARE ON HE MAKES FUCKING CHICKEN AND PEARS!

by LORDKAHUNA 1399 Reads
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dinozoaTue Nov 27
 
Interesting comparisons can be drawn between pornography and cooking shows. Beyond the hedonistic similarities between eating and sex, the presentations of the different contents are excitingly similar. The bright picture spreads in cooking magazines. The extreme close-ups on the chef's face at the end of the episode, as he or she enjoys the food he or she just cooked. The magazines most often read by women before bed are cooking magazines.
 
 
nocalTue Nov 27
 
Ohhhh yeeeeah, whip it up baby, make it for me

Hey man, what are you watching?

Oh, uh...The Food Network...

Oh, really? Why're your pants off?

Um...I like food? A lot?
 
 
cohibaTue Nov 27
 
Was that Christopher Walken?
 
 
johnleninTue Nov 27
 
nice reference, nocal.
 
 
vasudevaTue Nov 27
 
Nice bridge, bro.
 
 
LOkiTue Nov 27
 
dinoza, I thought you went to a gun fight in Africa with a knife, and got rape-killed/clean socks stolen. WTF?
 
 


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Ghostrider : Please, Veronica, The last thing I need at this point is a lecture.
Wotak : um.... 38. lush:
dent : My girlfriend sucked 37 dicks!
Crackalackin : Respect the Renegade Pervert
cockroach : Well since you are, MAKE FUCK
Ghostrider : I'm not even supposed to be here.
MstrLance : No, that was dent.
Bobacus : Did he just say, "Make fuck?"
dent : Would you like some making fuck
Bobacus : My love for U is like a berserker.
Ghostrider : I HATE GUYS, I LOVE WOMEN
Bobacus : I have hot banana for filipino monkey.
Wotak : monkeys don't sort bananas. they just eat them and move the fuck on.
jwalker : Google isn't a bunch of guys reading and grading web sites, it's more like a bunch of monkeys sniffing food and putting the good bananas at the top.
dagwood : And become a full-on pedo
vasudeva : as the 'after' pic
dagwood : If this wasnn't my home, I'da ended up @ 4chan.
MstrLance : Both halves.
cockroach : I've been smoked!
dagwood : You may not have my cock, I not finished with it, I hope.


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