WWWD? (What Would Wotak Do?)

Yes, another reason, that if I ever had the access to nuclear weapons, LINKSWARM would be targeted for the first several hours of an attack.

Can we vote on forcing LINKSWARM from the union of states? Forced secession?

I would LOVE if we seceded from the Union again, kicked any non-natives that have been here less than 15 years out and charged lofty fees for border crossing visas. Go ahead and try to find another Warm Water beach in America you Fucks. Oh yeah, don't forget we still have half the missile silos in the country, plenty of protected oil reserves, self supporting agriculture available year round, fisheries, the space program and goddamn Disney world.

don't forget we still have half the missile silos in the country, plenty of protected oil reserves

Anything federal would be at best sold to you, or surrounded by an American embassy, or ripped away at worst. Ditto for anything strategic even if LINKSWARM had been paying for it entirely on its own.

What's this about warm-water beaches? Aren't there like 7 other southern states that touch one ocean or another?

Anyway, good luck becoming an organized territory of Cuba. ^_^

i would support deportation of all native floridians to quebec. load them up in railcars.

Any Beach north of Sebastian Inlet is Freezing ass Cold after August because the Gulf Stream Hangs a hard Right and heads out to sea. The oil Reserves I speak of lie under State protected lands of the Everglades and pretty much run westward into the gulf.

As for a Cuban territory....there are enough displaced Cubans in Dade county (who meet the15 year requirement) to take over Cuba with a flotilla of jet skis and Raise the LINKSWARM National Flag. Then We'll have those Silos too ;)

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Viva La Revolution

Now they call him 'matt'...

Sounds good. I say, go for it!

Wanna Design my website? ^_^

Payment in guns, precious metals and drugs, upfront. I speak a little Spanish but your large Cuban contingent's bilingual needs would be better served by assigning me a hot barrio bitch who can type, cook and clean. I look forward to meeting with you soon. Thanks.

the only reason you would need a year-round warm water beach is if you are an incredible pussy and/or don't know how to operate a wetsuit

You are Right Nocal, Wetsuits are Way more Awesome that Warm Water Swimming Attire.

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I've surfed in your ice water out in Santa Cruz and it goddamn sucks. The Waves were nice but I kept feeling like I was paddling around in a cocktail.

You guys have medical waste and algae in your cocktails in LINKSWARM?

Did anybody read the article?

There's an article, too?

Well Trickbear, your 'Sorry but, Fuck LINKSWARM' inspired me to derail your link comments although I did read your article.

To make it up to you Here's a Fat Chick. Can we still be friends?

'Oh yeah, don't forget we still have half the missile silos in the country, plenty of protected oil reserves'

Also: a hurricane bullseye and a thirst for federal relief dollars.

Hrmm... let's see...

Downsides of FL
Hot, humid, muggy, shit-ton of bugs, no mountains, barely any wilderness, waaay overdeveloped(developers run the state), ridiculous insurance rates(auto, home, everything, and insurance companies also run the state), lowest average wages in the nation, high crime rates, no real seasons(just hot and not-so-hot)

Upsides of FL
Seemingly endless supply of drunk slutty chicks, great cuban food, cypress trees, scuba diving/snorkeling, year-round motorcycle riding, da beach(eh, how much can you do at the beach really?), first magnitude springs, sailing

Glad I left. Won't move back ever. Won't cry if it goes underwater.