Awesome exhilarating sport! What a surefire way to first lose a limb due to high-speed contact with a cliff, and then go down like a spectacular spinning ball of pain and blood because your aerodynamics got fuked UP. See, you lose a limb->you lose a wingflap, it's a beautifully conceived and truly horrible way to die.

It's as if some magnificent bastard thought 'Hmm, it's not fair that the malfunctioning skydivers feel no pain until they hit the ground' and decided to MUTHAFUKIN' RECTIFY.

*SNARKSNARKSNARKSNARKSNARKSNARKSNARK*

I'd rather die like that than with maggots in my fucking eye and shit all over my gurney, faggot.

Surely you could treat yourself to all three?

I never thought about it like that... Perhaps I should set goals to work towards?

Beautiful.

The video, not you, Wotak.

I'm in. Real curious how they land though.

Yeah, I specialize in 'snarky.' OK? Can it be our little sikrit?

Close.

You special-ed in snarky.

Unfortunately, this cat is out of its bag.

ruthlesspastor: I'm in. Real curious how they land though.

I was too. The final couple seconds shows: parachute.