I was always convinced that Claudia Schiffer was a cover up of David's massive gayness but maybe I was mistaken.

Nothing creepy there, just a bit more high-tech. How the fuck do you think Vince Neil, Page, Plant, Bono single out the girls they want to nail after the show? ID, mark, and communicate to their roadies, rustle them backstage. Actually, Copperfield's method is pretty good... perhaps it is used by more performers. Now the lying after backstage stuff is curious, as wouldn't the standard questions of 'Do you want to suck Mr. Copperfield's cock?' or 'Do you and your girlfriend want to lick each other's pussy while Mr. Copperfield wanks off?' suffice?

Finally, the public may not be as approving of a magician fucking the shit out of audience members, whereas the same is understood and accepted behavior by most other types of performers.

What I find particularly creepy is the farming out of the business of pickup to his minions:

The document describes how the assistants need to be heads-up for attractive women whom David can meet backstage after the performance. We're told the plan is to keep boyfriends and husband in the arena, adding 'from time to time, boyfriends and husbands will give us a hard time and refuse to stay. If that is the case, try your best to get them to stay and refer to the 'What to Say' sheet for help.'

The assistants are told to sell the women before David arrives backstage. They're supposed to say: 'Do you know that David has recently bought some islands in the Bahamas? Well they are BEAUTIFUL and we are doing a lot of project (sic) for these islands

Changing link, found a better article that really nails the creepy.

OK, it is creepy in its formality and structuew.

Must be tough to be a horndog magician... Lines like 'Do you want me to make this cock disappear up your ass?' probably are hard to deliver when you are in a more respected category of performer.

Howard Stern was talking about this shit this morning. He went into a bit more detail and spoke with a couple of guests that had experienced the creepiness first hand. I concur, this cat is fucking weird.

Evolutionary psychology at work. I'd bet 60-70 percent of women would go for this.

1. Step one: acquire massive amounts of resources. (or pretend to have)
2. Step two: acquire high status because of, or in addition to, step one. (or pretend to have standards higher than target)
3. Step three: convince women you would be willing to share resources. (or actually be willing to, of course, if that was true you'd never have completed step one)
4. Step four: fuck hot women.
5. Step five: hire people to do step three and bring hot women to you.
6. Step six: apply salve

Listing steps after numbering them is retarded.

That's true.

Still, in modern socio-moral terms, where males who successfully satisfy their breeding prerogatives are 'Bad', and males who subjugate their prime genetic directive to that of the female by staying monogamous at home are 'Good', this guy is clearly one giant rudderless wombat-fucker.

He's kinda my hero, like have U SEEN THE WALL OF DEATH ROUTINE, COMEON!!!

Isn’t that what most/all rock star/entertainers/movieicons used get their groupies to do?

Wasn't there a band in the 80's that used to take a break mid-show to bone chicks under the stage? I think I remember something like that. I also remember that band, or one of it's members being involved in some hawt mother/daughter double-team action...

This is just better organized.

Amazing. Maybe this is all just an even bigger coverup to his flaming hot pooftyness.