Convicted Sex Offender's Self Castration Attempt = FAIL
I want video of this failure, ASAP!

by wotak 1038 Reads
on Thu Nov 01 2007 Add to your ClipSwarm
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+1 by DeJeR , Just search for it. Cockchoping abound on the internets
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-1 by middle_age_man , old news
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dentThu Nov 01
 
Convicted Sex Offender's Self Castration Attempt = FAIL


'The man successfully removed one testicle and flushed it down the toilet; the other testicle was severely injured.'

Sounds like a success to me.
 
 
CaladbolgThu Nov 01
 
I think castrations are the best way to go with these guys, they always offend again therefore its a deterrent and cure in one nice balless sack.
 
 
uartFri Nov 02
 
They may not be pretty, but I like my balls. I think I will keep them...
 
 
vasudevaFri Nov 02
 
With your balls on, you are almost marriage material.

For shitbox.
 
 
shitboxFri Nov 02
 
Wtf!!.....
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............... is up with a bible qoute in a news story?
 
 
wotakFri Nov 02
 
“For there are eunuchs, that were so born from their mother’s womb; and there are eunuchs, that were made eunuchs by men; and there are eunuchs, that were made eunuchs themselves for the kingdom of heaven’s sake. He that is able to receive it, let him receive it.”

...and thou shalt be our eunuch, shitbox, deliver thy nuts unto our toilet.
 
 


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