It is only through the prompt and responsible care provided me by the state, to whom I owe a great debt, that I have had the opportunity to right my many wrongs. Father Law, I love you unreservedly, though I do not warrant your devotion, and thank you for this second chance to lead a productive and sensible life.
Quite the state of things in our wonderful police state. Fucker gets tackled and tazed for asking too many questions and HE is the one who has to apologize. ALL IS WELL WITH THE WAR IN EAST ASIA, COMRADES!
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