1000 gig ticket to a lifetime of anal rape in San Quentin ftw

I hope he chokes to death on a bucket of dicks.

Tangled wires connected a heap of hard drives to a 72-inch television,

hard drives can't really display an image, but ok, i'll play along.

where Graham D. Hurley was able to watch the videos “in a huge way,” said Hackensack Police Chief Ken Zisa.

i'm glad they clarified that in case i forgot about the large tv described earlier in the sentence.

I think they were really referring to a 72-inch penis. I think they meant to underscore how huge (i.e. well-endowed) this man was.

Because, you know, there's nothing quite as scary as a pedophile with a 72-inch penis.

I'm always slightly bemused by the statement that police are 'working their way through the collection' - who gets that job? Volunteers?

Shouldn't he have hired The Geek Squad to clean up his cables, optimize his systems, and hijack his pron collection?

He looks like a cross breed between Philip Seymour Hoffman and James Caan