bigdinwaunakeeFri Oct 26
 
Pre-Rumsfeld departure, Dick was kept awares by having his dick gently fluffed by the Donald, just enough to keep him stimulated and aware.

Since Rummy's departure for seedy, gay porn, poor Dick must fantasize about plugging his manly wife or dream of his daughter in dyke sex... neither which deliver the necessary jolt to keep him up during Bushies remedial speech exercises, errrr meetings.

Poor Dick... he misses his Rummy's mouth and hand.







Ever since the Donald 'The Fluffer' Rumsfeld left, poor Dick is falling asleep from the lack of genital stimulation during Bushies remedial reading meetings.
 
 


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