And here's one on making quick, dirty and effective swords on the cheap, in the interest of chopping the shit out of the undead.
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You know, given the nature of irony, the first time you had to swing a real sword in a real kill-or-be-killed fight, I bet you'd put your eye out... which would be like +10000 XP instantaneously.
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