Van Halen: Out Of Key Trainwreck
Some dork backstage played the recorded keyboards for JUMP! at the wrong pitch - This video shows the band helpless to correct their pitch to match. Painful.

by wotak 1315 Reads
on Tue Oct 23 2007 Add to your ClipSwarm
Alpha votes:
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0 by KingOf7
+1 by shitbox
+1 by hobo
+1 by ragoo
+1 by Acheron , Fine
X by johnlenin , spread your cheeks and fly away
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vasudevaTue Oct 23
 
We've gotta do something to speed up the Alpha Queue. This thing died on the vine. Wotak, when did you submit this?
 
 
wotakTue Oct 23
 
I really don't remember but I think it was last night or early this morning. I've had diarrhea induced insomnia for the last couple of nights so my memory is a bit on the blink at the moment. Plus, I'm currently afraid to fart.
 
 
The_GoBotSodomizerTue Oct 23
 
The terrorists have already won, then.
 
 
wotakTue Oct 23
 
This seems to be the case. We're fucked and we can't even jump right.
 
 
ragooTue Oct 23
 
I saw it in the AQ for the first time last night.
 
 
PJP56Tue Oct 23
 
Key riced! Is that fuckin' painful to listen to.
That sucks about yer shitwoes, wotak.
 
 
bigdinwaunakeeTue Oct 23
 
Methinks I voted this - several days ago. Perhaps, Sunday?
 
 
vasudevaTue Oct 23
 
Yeah, I thought it got in here on Friday.
 
 
nocalWed Oct 24
 
We must do something, post haste!

oh wait lol
 
 
RegulatorWed Oct 24
 
Afraid to fart lol.
 
 
wotakWed Oct 24
 
'Yeah, I thought it got in here on Friday'

It was on MeFi on the 22nd. I think that's where I found it. Maybe you saw it there, Vas.
 
 
Clavis_ApocalypticaeWed Oct 24
 
^^Truth of the non-chaotic type. I saw it at MeFi on the 22nd as well.
 
 
vasudevaWed Oct 24
 
Ah, it was IRC, on Friday.

I hate that I see shit on Friday, it gets submitted Monday, and finally leaks out of the queue by Tuesday.

That's like interstate post-office speed.

Short of getting more Alphas, I'm not sure how to get links in and out of there more quickly.
 
 
wotakWed Oct 24
 
I'd offer a solution if I knew anything about how shit works behind the scenes. I really don't though.

My submissions have been taking about 24 hrs to get approved. Some a bit longer, some have appeared almost immediately. I think it just depends on submission time and the average Alphas daily routine.

Maybe less votes for approval or something. Perhaps based upon approval ratings?

I dunno, man but I'm sure you'll figure it out.
 
 
hoboWed Oct 24
 
I suggest we tie up LK in front of a monitor- pry his eyes open and force him to moderate all links forever.
 
 
vasudevaWed Oct 24
 
Would an RSS feed for the Alpha Queue do anybody any good? Get updated on the contents of the Queue as stuff comes in?
 
 
wotakWed Oct 24
 
I'd be willing to help test something like that.
 
 
vasudevaWed Oct 24
 
No testing, it's in place and working, I just don't know if anyone cares to use it.
 
 
hoboWed Oct 24
 
I'd use it
 
 
wotakWed Oct 24
 
'No testing, it's in place and working, I just don't know if anyone cares to use it.'

I care. Where may I find access to this technology, captain? Can I use it to feed some type of Firefox plugin?

More information for my tinymind plzkthnks.
 
 


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