Love the first Q&A... reference to ol' skool.

OK, if I were elected President, I would open 're-education' camps for anyone that uses the term old-school and doesn't meet the following requirements:

1. Is at least thirty-five years of age.
2. Is referring to an event at least twenty years ago.

Examples of citizens that would find their way into my camps, if using this term:

A twenty-something. Defintely not lived long enough to be experienced to use this term.

Someone in their early thirties referring to an event of the mid to late eighties. Tongues would be removed for referring to anything in the nineties.

Anything on the internet (tech wise, site-wise) as old school. Unless you are fingering Veronica with Archie's Gopher.



To help citizens of my state avoid these camps, here are some examples that are an acceptable use of this term:

Someone in their seventies referring to racial discrimination, such as seperate bathrooms, seating areas, or public entrances as 'old-school' discrimination.

Somone in their forties referring to an original Magnavox Odyssey (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Magnavox_Odyssey) as an old school gaming system.

That is all.

Rong Boxor?

LK,

Perhaps a simple blood test will reveal the damaging toxins flowing through your blood stream. Acquired from nothing less sinister than your beloved Legos.

READY
10 Print 'WTF, OVAR'
20 Fuck self
30 GOTO 10

RUN

Legos will kill you, especially when the dildo-o-lego gets wedged in one's crack.

TLA,
BigD

PS... Love the old school BASIC program. Reminds me of my old TRS-80 Model III, 16k, no HDD. Loved that Dancing Devil app.

I was going to bid, but no curb feelers. Deal breaker.

Sooo.. this doesn't turn into a giant robot?

^ No.

It eats fuel and produces stares.

That fucker is as americano as we seem to have become.

Vote Ron Paul.