I haven't seen Sweden yet, but this is exactly what the UK looks like, at least the parts I saw.

Ireland's even worse.

May Lefen prove me wrong somehow.

The second batch of photos looked like the Ohio club scene.

I wish to become Swedish, immediately.

Ah, the dangers of eating haggis on a regular basis.

i read that the worst average diet in the world is consumed by the people of scotland. i imagine that ireland and england aren't all that far ahead. i wonder if scotland has the most horrendous looking bitches of all.

According to these photos, I am absolutely certain that most Wisconsin women have English ancestry.

Funny thing is that when I visited Manchester and Liverpool, the women were actually kinda hot... they got wet at an American accent, which was like an amazing piece of weaponry to wield. If I weren't married, sex would have been easier to acquire than good cuisine or beer (what the fuck is with Bud and MGD there!?!)

Girl #1, 2, or3?

(Or alcohol poisoning?)

I found a couple Irish girls that were intrigued by American accents but nothing so much as a big cartoony Texas drawl. They'd ask me to do it and then literally throw themselves around in mock melt while I sat there quietly doing the math (+5 vagina minus 4 honor plus 12 shame equals...)

And yeah, big tallboy cans of Bud, like it was going out of style. I think that's what they think Americans drink. And I think they think Americans wear Reebok everything. Either that, or they're just all dipshitty on their own about Reebok.

The hosts couldn't stop buying me MGD! I can't drink MGD. I'm allergic to it. I flew thousands of miles for something not MGD. Needless to say, it was a bit disappointing and I really did feel bad pouring out every bottle (around six) onto the floor of the bar. I felt like such a f'ing pussy, pouring out the beer, but I didn't want to lapse into an attack or offend my hosts. And lastly, I didn't want to explain my f'ing allergy, because there is nothing more 'pussy' than a guy trying to esplain his way out of drinking. They weren't up for that, as it was let's fuck up the American, use his accent to get us all laid, and then dump his body in Liverpool after making him don a Manchester United jersey. + 10 for disarming the trap.

Nocal -- EVERYTHING in Scotland is fried. The obesity rates in Scotland are worse than the US.

However, the women who aren't fat, are way better than in those pictures. The ones that ARE fat, are worse.

All-in-all there are definitely some redeemable Scottish/Irish/British women, but their standards of dental care and weight-management sometimes don't jive well with American standards.

DISCLAIMER: My experience with this is affected by the fact that the British people I know best are all a) family or b) university students/graduates (who tend to have higher personal-standards than the retarded dipshits that crowd british clubs).

Also: Newcastle is kind of a shithole. London and Edinburgh have nicer clubs that can actually be picky about who they let in.

Oh yeah, and MGD and Bud are all the neds drink over there. Which is a shame, because they have good beer readily available.

Either that, or they're just all dipshitty on their own about Reebok.

ugh, when I was in the UK last time, everyone my age looked like they were sponsored by reebok. I felt so out of place, but I managed to buy booze since I wasn't dressed like some wanker kid.

I read somewhere that the Brits were voted the ugliest in Europe, while the Scandinavian countries were high up on the list if not the top. With the Swedish loose views on sexuality its Sverige FTW!

MGD and Bud are all the neds drink over there

wtf. i always had respect for foreign beer, but apparently bad taste knows no geographic location.

The obesity rates in Scotland are worse than the US.

i think the quote i read was similar to this:

Scotland has the overall worst diet in the world. You do know that fucking Namibia is in the world, right?

Hmm something tells me Namibians have as much to worry about obesity as a bad sunburn.

When Crystalpipes was in Scotland back in August, she hardly ate anything. She virtually lived on a diet of broccoli and string beans, because they were the only things she could get that wasn't deep fried. Even the mashed potato was scooped out of the pot and dropped into the fryer for a minute or two, to give it that yummy crispy coating on the outside.

FRIED MASHED POTATOES!?!?!?!

Damn, another fine food item to add to my list along with the 100% bacon baconburger, and Bacon Apple Pie.

Yeah, even the sausage rolls ( fine-ground sausage meat wrapped in flaky pastry and baked) were fried for ' that crispy texture'. She really couldn't believe it the first time it happened, thought they were winding up the Aussie.

'And yeah, big tallboy cans of Bud, like it was going out of style. I think that's what they think Americans drink.'

It's news to me that this may not be the drink of choice for most of the U.S.

Granted... but tallboys? Who the hell drinks those, as a populace? Nothing looks more Ronald McDonald clownshoes than a six-pack of Budweiser tallboys in your hand.

HAY GUYS. WHO LIKE VAGINAS?

Dragonstaff: I will only say this once -- the food in Scotland is EXCELLENT. Unless you want to live past 40.

Ever had a deep-fried Mars bar? I have. There is even a place in Edinburgh where they deep fry Cadbury Eggs.