Gore Unkicks 1,000 Puppies, Free Nations Rejoice

What the crap? Anti-Global Warming = peace?
Bono is going to be so pissed.

Bono can go eat shepherd's pie and shut the fuck up in his bug glasses.

The world is never a happier place then when Jimmy Carter smiles.

So i guess they are just giving them away to any moron that shows up.

You should try showing up.

Maybe you'll make your parents proud for a change.

If they gave away Nobel Peace Prizes for complete disregard of punctuation conventions, Regulator would be a shoe-in.

Henry Kissinger, the American most tied to the 1973 U.S.-assisted plot that overthrew the elected government of Chile, won the Nobel Peace Prize in ... 1973...

yeah I have to disagree with ol' vasectomy, all he did was lose the election and then took a power point slide deck around the USA--is this a pity prize? 'if only we had presidente gore we wouldn't be in eye-rack... let's give him a big chocolate starfish! '

or is it some political fodder? like a big ol' endorsement by the international community--like how they try to get some candidates elected in third-world countries.

I'd like to see you disagree some more so I can figure out what it is you think you're disagreeing with. Also, because I like smarm and yours is so delightfully smarmy.

Dearest Fag Douche with the expiring cookie, not to choose allies...but like the baath party you gotta go with what you got. [my world view after the first whiskey sour]:

Regurgitator: 'So i guess they are just giving them away to any moron that shows up. '

Vas-man™: Fuck you fuck face, let's go see you getter done better. Sperm flake!

That led me to believe that you..

1. Valued the nobel prize [Go DYNAMITE!]


2. Thought Gore earned it

I completely agree about bono eating sheep molester pie in his fancy pants bug glasses and wavy faggy-styled hair, because really, celebrity is overrated.

So to modus ponens and such, the thing is that Gore got it but didn't earn anything of consequence as it was thrown away in a decision based on pity. Not to mention the backup vocals from the fecophiliac about Herr. Kissenger.

Dali Lama I can see, Gore? oh mercy me.
Perhaps it is more of a reflection of the world community's PITY on the world's largest economy being run by a trust fund baby with the IQ of a nematode...

Doesn't Dolly Llama have one already?

The past few years haven't been real good for peace. Think about it. Can you think of a single human being who's made a real contribution to world peace? Not fucking likely. Last year they gave the fucking thing to a loan shark from Bangladesh.

Every one who deserves the Nobel Peace Prize either already has one or is dead.

So what the fuck, let Al have it. At least he's trying.

ok. but heck doc kevorkian, he gives peace.

even if you disagree with this, who gives a shit? let him have it. Awards like this are just monkeys giving props to other monkeys. They could award a frozen turd for all I care. Get over it.

Imbolc: That led me to believe that you..

1. Valued the nobel prize [Go DYNAMITE!]

2. Thought Gore earned it

For all your fancy majesty, you've made the quizzically fatal error of overlooking possibility #3...

   3. Thought Regulator was being a dipshit

Toss that in your whimsical leprechaun pipe and kick your heels.

17,000 'scientists', payed to provide a cause for doomsday, just said, 'CHA-CHING!' on their way to cashing more climate armegeddon 'research' grant checks.

but it is the guberment's job to protect the peoples! please spend more tax income on grants and subsidies!

' Last year they gave the fucking thing to a loan shark from Bangladesh.'

Compare and contrast 'loan shark' and 'microfinance'and then tell me what you thought you were talking about.

Oh, I remember hearing about that guy. They hailed him as a global benefactor for enabling loans to a bunch of dirt-poor Nigerians, right? Did he end up being sheisty?

Not that I know of. And if anyone can find some moral qualm with microfinance, I'd like to know what it is. Its the political equivalent of rainbows and puppies, I don't see how anyone can be against it-money to the poor makes liberals happies, increased economic potential makes the free-traders happy. Now if you hate brown people, you might not like it.

''It bothers me that my fellow scientists are not speaking out against something they know is wrong,' he said. 'But they also know that they'd never get any grants if they spoke out. I don't care about grants.'