Are you fucking kidding me?!?! National Enquirer crap makes the front page of LS? Dude, when you said downtime, I don't know it also meant that the whole Alpha voting system would get broke and blow monkey cock. A demand from LS's low populace is for the heads of Alpha's that voted for this link to be piked, photographed, then posted.

You know this means that LS just became like TMZ.com, because there isn't anything funny, snarky, or witty in the link or comment section.

Sorry for being harsh, but this one is called as seen.

Are you saying the word w00tercycle isn't funny, snarky, or witty?

Are you fucking kidding me?!?! National Enquirer crap makes the front page of LS? Dude, when you said downtime, I don't know it also meant that the whole Alpha voting system would get broke and blow monkey cock. A demand from LS's low populace is for the heads of Alpha's that voted for this link to be piked, photographed, then posted.

You know this means that LS just became like TMZ.com, because there isn't anything funny, snarky, or witty in the link or comment section.

Sorry for being harsh, but this one is called as seen.

I know in your little world the meek inherit the earth, but shit don't work that way here.

Pony up the bucks to get a vote, or quit being a whiney cunt.

P.S. I approved this one myself; the AQ had nothing to do with it.

I'm going to make a video where I say 'fuck' 100 times and then unreject it - nocal

National Enquirer: When Enquireing minds need to know

when inquiring minds have to take a runny dump

I'm going to make a video where I say 'fuck' 100 times and then unreject it - nocal

haha i have no recollection of ever saying that, but i think i was on a successful 'unreject this' campaign one time

Presumably you have a line on something better. You should submit it.

I told Wrecker to swarm this when he pasted it in IRC.

If you don't like it, there's always shovels.

As in, up your butt.

Well, if an Alpha approved it, it must be good.

As for getting in on the voting action, no thanks. I'll just sit back and critique. But geez, thanks for the offer of spending my money.

hey tightwad, how about some fucking practice-what-you-preach altruism? this site doesn't host itself.

bigdinwaunakee, why must you WOTAK?

^^Winnar

Man, you take my honest critique, only wanting the best and convert it into some mindless, crybaby wotaking?

My original comment was only intended as positive, because I think that you guys run a pretty good site and that the Alpha Queue and voting mech works quite well... I respect it when my shit gets shot down, and assume that my approved material is worthy of this site. Hell, if everything of mine got shot down, then I wouldn't wotak, I would just assume that my LSs were crap. Simple as that. But, when I log in and see this LS, I just wonder what is wrong with the system and leave a comment... never intending to wotak, or wotakattack, as that's just silly at my age.

With all ball-warming sincerity, I look at you Alphas and this site and compare it to all the other aggregators and similar sites out there and honestly think of you as the talented ones in a classroom full of all others who aren't all that good. So, when you guys pass in a crappy assignment, its just disappointing. Hell, take it as you want. It is just honest criticism. Its your sandbox, and whatever toys you giveth or taketh is great. I'm still here, a non-Alpha, commenting away.. hopefully adding something to the site.

Cheers.

Your original comment was full of false assumptions and made you sound like a cunt because you didn't have all the details on what lead up to this link.

As many others have said, if you have something better, submit it. Honestly, if you do that, more consideration will probably be given to your opinion.

I think that you need to realize the value in shitwallowing from time to time, and your dismissal of NE as a news source is somewhat douchy.

NE has broken stories:

The murder of Cosby's son
Jesse Jackson affair.
Beltway Snipers and their faggot love.

And when it comes to infidelity or other scandal, NE probably has their shit together more than other sources when flinging this muck, they have been doing it forever.

And they have one distinct advantage over 'establishment' news organizations, they pay their sources (CNN/The Washington Post/etc are not allowed to do that) that does give them an edge.

LK,

To be honest, I did not know that about NE. To me, they are the same rag that I have seen since I was a baby being pushed about in a shopping cart: Pregnant Bigfoot this, and Alien Insemination that. To me, they are equated with the lowest and yellowest of news sources. But then, they could be right.

Look, here is what I will do.... If the NE story is correct, I will donate some more $$ to LS. If not, then well, it wasn't true.

And Alphas, please quit asking for $. It is just so unseemly, akin to my consultants walking into my office demanding more money. It gets them nowhere, as the cashflow doesn't reverse into their favor. I know it takes cash-money to do what you do, but you do receive perks for your investment. It is just that I don't want those perks, so I just donate from time to time.... actually, just once so far.

Since we're all caring and sharing, I'll point out that when I told Wrecker to swarm this, I hadn't noticed the source, and if I had, it's possible I might have held back for the very reasons that caused you to quirk an eyebrow, despite Kahuna's advocacy of their delicious faggotlove fountain.

I won't tell you actually need to Alpha up and take your clothes off to have a good time, but you should probably send your mom some nice flowers. Hasn't it been long enough?

I think that basically what everyone always does when someone whines is: immediately checks their status, and then checks their submissions. The first is a way of saying, 'WE do more than YOU so f u' and the second is a way of saying, 'You can't criticize a film unless you acclaimed director Michael Bay.'

But the message here is truly that if you fart a few thousand delicious bubbles into your bathtub, there might be a little poo that slips by. This is that poo. Embrace the poo, or squish it down into the drain with your toes. Make your decision.

30 years ago the National Enquirer WAS the Linkswarm of its day. Both truth and crap swirled into one boiling cauldron of sweet entertainment. Lawsuits have made it harder for them lie, but they can sensationalize someone else's.

trickbear,

I give LS soooooo much more respect and credit than to even get it near the brush or bucket of feces that you just smeared it with that comparison. You know, having read the NE for a good part of my life, as it was always sitting around the house of a relative or friend, or even in the beauty parlor while I waited for mom to get permed.... I don't remember, ever finding any truth in any story, unless of course they were reprinting something by another news source such as AP. Even debating the merits of NE is a tad laughable, so this line of discussion leads nowhere.

LS is a nice mix of truth/serious issues sprinkled with the absurb or erotic. In the past several months, more of the former. I would classify it as the New York Times with extra Page 6 articles and some stained Hustler pages scattered about. OK, this thread has gone on long enough and I must go print money.