I pooped in a pool once and in a lake twice, and it was nothing like that video of the hippo. My poop just floated to the top of the water and I got kicked out of the neighborhood pool for like a month. That hippo, must have had some serious tummy problems. Or does it always look like a boiling torrent of brown death when a hippo poops under water?
Damnit, now I'm gonna have to look for videos of hippos pooping to see if that poor hippo was sick.