can nobody say HAND JOBS??!?!

One step closer to that stabbing feature.

GO TECHNOLOGY!!

please give me the ability to break up with bitches online
its so much easier and makes so much more sense
but i still feel like such an ass.

Hey Bright Eyes, I live where Conor Oberst went to high school. I was just wondering if that's where you got your screen name...

yeah a bit unfortunately. ive been around this site for several several years now and made this too long ago.
i pretty much only sign in now to see the old website format with the light grey and blue and
atomic fetus.

for real though vas ever think it could make a comeback?

i read some article a while back while i was on vacation about conor oberst's new album and him cleaning up taking a month long detoxification binge thing or some shit. what the fuck ever. he just became more of a little pussy than he ever was if you ask me.
toxins in your system are what make it worth livin'

So, of course the big question. How is this going to enhance my pron experience?

ACK