'When a boy's disgusting private goes inside of a girl's shameful unmentionable, there is a serious risk of it breaking off and causing excruciating pain while it travels throughout your body like a giant trichinosis worm.'

Awesome. Gotta get me some of that action.

Jesus christ, this is so fucking old, i feel like i should just drop to my knees and have a midlife crisis here and now.

Years late^

Page created Feb 18, 2005 *(Excuse me not finding this sooner)

pretty old...

btw: 'To never wear trampy stuff like shorts or t-shirts or open-toed shoes, which basically tell horny perverts that I'm a major tramp who's just asking for it.'

LOL because they sell t-shirts... fucking tramps.

HAY GUYZ! OLD LINK!

(If I post how old everything is I can look cool on the internet too! Hurf durf!)

I'd bet it'll take silver dollars.